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30 Jun 2010, 11:18 am

Asp-Z wrote:
Lecks wrote:
"The same thing I do every weekend, Pinky; Try to take over the world!"
"My name's not Pinky"
"Silence, knave!"

It goes on into an interpretive dance routine and ends with 100 doves flying out of my top hat.


Pinky and the Brain FTW! :D


I second this motion.



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04 Jul 2010, 5:55 pm

Willard wrote:
:D Say the most shocking and outrageous thing that pops into your head. Then smile, just a little, and walk away.


*shrug* "Dismembered a hitchhiker. I'm gonna make keychains out of the fingers. Want one?"


"Hung out with a coupla friends at a gloryhole. ::burp:: This heartburn is killing me"


"Practiced my Crime Scene cleanup. I throw a bucket of pig's blood around my garage and then spend the weekend making sure I can eliminate all traces."


"Me and a buncha guys took our shotguns down to the border and had a tailgate party." ::holds up five fingers:: "I got six"


"I spent the whole weekend in the hospital." ::shakes head ruefully:: "NEVER mule coke in your anus, no matter who tells you they've done it a thousand times and its perfectly safe"


"I got my scrotum tattooed. My friend had his done in prison and it looked pretty cool, so..." *shrug* "I let him do mine. Now it looks like a leather coin purse"


If I had the imagination and quick wit to think up these things I don't think I would be having dull weekends alone - I'd be out there being 'sociable'. I would need to read these every day for the next 2 years in order to use them - and then my delivery would probably make them fall flat on their face :?



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07 Jul 2010, 5:23 pm

...weirdly, my mind tends to go blank.

Initially, I forage around trying to remember what random stuff I may have noodled about doing. This tends to fail, so I end with "Well, it can't have been bad, or else I would remember." A little lame, sadly.

In future, I think I may quote the Brain - if I remember that is!



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07 Jul 2010, 8:39 pm

"Hung out."

"Doing what?"

"Whatever I felt like."

"What was that?"

"Not answering dumb questions like this."

:lol:

Seriously, most of the above responses will do fine.


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