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10 Jan 2014, 12:16 am

Since god sees everything we do including watching us have sex, masturbate, and go to the bathroom, it makes me wonder if such a being existed, then hes no different than a pervert who hides web cames everywhere to make voyeirsm videos.


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10 Jan 2014, 12:51 am

He's a peeping Tom.


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10 Jan 2014, 12:55 am

filthy old geeza :lol:


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10 Jan 2014, 12:57 am

I wonder if he's got a zoom in lens, with a panoramic view?


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10 Jan 2014, 1:09 am

If I was God, I'd spend all day perving on the nerdy Asian girls with jiggly butts.



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10 Jan 2014, 1:15 am

I wonder if he gives it a rest on Sundays?

That's bath night in England.


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10 Jan 2014, 1:35 am

I bet this is why religious folk have such issue with anything sexual.



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10 Jan 2014, 2:31 am

Well, I think the people who invent such gods are. Men make gods in their image, after all.



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10 Jan 2014, 3:48 am

Hmm, I think he'd only be a pervert if he enjoyed it. Maybe he's cursed with seeing everything and is totally grossed out by it all. Maybe that explains the flood/attempt to kill everyone.



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10 Jan 2014, 5:42 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYr48dvZ5As[/youtube]


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10 Jan 2014, 8:33 am

The first thing i do ..to consider these kind of questions .. is to look to nature...

Before my cat got fixed.. he occasionally performed fellatio on himself...

Well obviously ..i cannot do that..

Wait..! maybe it's not obvious.. but .. anyway........

(some guys can.....)

Butt....

Perversion.. is simply a 'moral' construct developed by humans as a result of collective intelligence.. and the complex languages that humans have developed that initiated what we understand as our modern cultures...

AS to the Question of GOD and LUST...

i already addressed that fully with close to full 'disclothesure' at the link here:

http://katiemiafrederick.com/2013/12/16 ... -activity/

And well.. I ALSO use a biT of Monty Python humor..in my posts.. to keep intellectuals entertained..and memories forming....

A PERSON MUST DEVELOP THE ABILITY TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES..to understand me..and YES EVEN some AUTISTIC PEOPLE CAN ADAPT AND DO THIS..IF THEY KEEP TRYING...AT LEAST I DID...but yah it took five decades to get where i'm AT!

I am dead serious that a balance of lust and love IS god or creation activity...

And science bears this out as well....

The issue reAlly..in all these discussions about GOD..IS..JUST [email protected] f**k IS GOD ANYWAY...

WELL...GOD .. JUST I CE IS........
JUST IS..IS

WELL YAH.. SEE.. KNOWnow.. THE PHRASE "IS..IS"

IS ONLY AN EMPTY VEHICLE OR VESSEL WITHOUT THE

ESSENCE OF IS...

THIS IS WHERE WHAT SOME PEOPLE DESCRIBE AS 'THE HOLY SPIRIT' COMES IN...

OR THE INDIANS WHO DESCRIBED IT AS THE 'GREAT SPIRIT'

OR THE HINDUS WHO DESCRIBED IT AS THE 'DAO'

OR THE 'CHI'...

OR THE 'QI'...

OR OH MY GOD THEre ARE SO MANY VEHICLES AND VESSELS FOR THE

[email protected]

YA SEE GOD IS LOGIC2.....

BUTT..HE AIN'T NO f*****g MAKE BELIEVE BEARDED MAN IN THE SKY EITHER...

BUTT [email protected] SAME TIME..HE IS A f*****g REAL BEARDED MAN ON EARTH.....

AS WELL AS MY CAT...

CAUSE YA SEE..THE 'HOLY SPIRIT'...OR THE DAO..IS IN EVERY LIVING THING..

AND EVEN EVERY ELEMENT OF MATERIAL THAT EXISTS EVERYWHERE WE LOOK...

HOW DO I KNOW?

I DEVELOPED THE SAME ABILITIES TO FEEL IT..AS ANY OTHER ESOTERIC GURU...

MY WAY.. IS TAI CHI..MARTIAL ARTS..YOGA.. MEDITATION..CHAKRA BELLY DANCE..ETC..ETC..ETC..AND...

PERSONAL DISCIPLINE IN ETHICS..AND CONTROL OF MY EMOTIONS..IN THE 'REAL WORLD'...

ALL IS AN ILLUSION ONLINE..PER HOW I COMMUNICATE..AS COMPARED TO THE WAY I EXIST IN REAL LIFE...

AT PEACE...AT BLISS...SIMPLY LIKE MY CAT ROLLING AROUND IN THE SAND OR IN THE GRASS AT ONE WITH THE GREAT SPIRIT..THE DAO..THE HOLY SPIRIT..THE CHI..THE QI..OR WHATEVER THE f**k ANYONE WANTS TO CALL THE ESSENCE...

OF IS..IS

GOD
ALLAHGODALLAH
OR
AS I SAY..ALLITIS...
OR WHATEVER!

THE ESSENCE IS..IS

BUT HERE'S THE DEAL..FOR ALL PRACTICAL INTENTS AND PURPOSES IF YOU CANNOT ACTUALLY PERCEIVE THE ESSENCE..

AND NOT JUST TALK ABOUT IT WITH WHAT IS IN EFFECT FOR THE 'UNKNOWING PER ACTUALLY FEELING IT' FOLKS..

GOD SIMPLY DOES NOT f*****g EXIST FOR THOSE FOLKS..

THIS IS WHY THE f**k THAT FOLKS LIKE JESUS..TRY TO HELP FOLKS THAT DO NOT EXPERIENCE GOD...

SIMPLY EXPERIENCE GOD...

THAT IS THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN..IN THE NOW..

OR BLISS..OR NIRVANA..HEAVEN..

OR WHATEVER THE f**k

ANY ONE MAY WANT TO DESCRIBE AS

THE HUMAN ANIMAL BLISS THAT CAN BE...

AS MY CAT SO FREELY EXPERIENCES..IT..WITHOUT THE REAL OBSTACLE..OF COLLECTIVE HUMAN INTELLIGENCE..AND COMPLEX LANGUAGE..THAT MAKES ILLUSIONS OF FEAR..AND PERVERSION..AND HATE..AND ALL THE THINGS THAT COMPRISE THE REAL HUMAN HELL THAT COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE..COMPLEX LANGUAGE..AND COMPLEX CULTURE CAN MAKE FOR A SILLY HUMAN ANIMAL..WHO THINKS THEY f*****g KNOW IT ALL..

JUST CAUSE THEY ATE AN APPLE FROM A TREE.. TO USE A RELIGIOUS METAPHOR THAT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERaLLy..please...

So in my attempt here to explain this..which is extremely hard for someone to understand that does not actually experience this bliss..it is like talking to the camel that is so f*****g huge..(yah that camel of culture)......

That that f*****g camel cannot move through the eye of that metaphoricAL needle...

Jesus tried to explain this same f*****g s**t to folks..and they just twisted his f*****g words around...

for their own materialistic gains..and control over reproductive freedoms....

WELL THEIR LOSS AND SADLY COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE'S LOSSES..

CAUSE THE WAY TO GET TO HUMAN ANIMAL BLISS..IS REAL..THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THIS BLISS OR GOD..

EXISTS..EVERYONE SEES IT IN ME..THEY TELL ME IN REAL LIFE..THAT I LIGHT A ROOM UP JUST BY ENTERING IT...

IT GOES FAR FAR FAR FAR FROM JUST MY PHYSICAL EXISTENCE...

AND GUESS WHAT..

IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH...

YOU TOO CAN EXPERIENCE GOD....

AS I ONCE DID NOT EXPERIENCE GOD AS WELL....

THAT IS THE TRUTH..

THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!

ABOUT GOD...

TAKE IT WITH A GRAIN OF SAND AND THROW IT AWAY...

BUT YOU MIGHT BE ADVISED THAT..THAT GRAIN OF SAND..IS GOD TOO!

IT
IS..IS
2

AND YAH.. GOD IS A LAUGH2

THAT IS THE BIGGEST 'SECRET' of ALL..

AND WHEN and IFYOU GET 'tHere' you WILL under [email protected]!

And oh ...by the way..this is just my opinion...

i WILL NOT AND DO NOT IMPOSE MY BELIEFS OR WILL ON ANYONE ELSE!

BUT YES I AM FIRM IN MY BELIEFS..AND PASSIONATE ABOUT SHARING THEM WITH...

OTHER FOLKS..

CAUSE I WANT YOU..YES YOU..TO BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE THAT BLISS2!

I WOULD BE THE MOST SELFISH PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD..IF I DID NOT AT LEAST TRY...

TO HELP OTHER FOLKS GET THERE2..AND YAH..I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE FOR IT 2!

AND YES..OF COURSE JESUS WAS WILLING TO DO THAT 2..

AS IS ANYONE ELSE..WHO TRULY EXPERIENCES THIS BLISS!

IT IS BEYOND ALL WORDS..AND ALL USUAL CULTURAL EXISTENCE.....

But i try to explain it..that is all anyone can do...

and OH MY GOD..SO MANY PEOPLE DO TRY TO EXPLAIN IT..

NOTHING I SAY HERE IS NEW!


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10 Jan 2014, 8:43 am

Ask yourself: "If art was us, how would art feel that we can watch it have sex?" and you will know the most similar answer understandable.


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11 Jan 2014, 12:25 am

ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
I bet this is why religious folk have such issue with anything sexual.
They are too afraid to wank or even shag because of some angry imaginary invisible man in the sky is watching and wanking!


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11 Jan 2014, 12:33 am

AspieOtaku wrote:
ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
I bet this is why religious folk have such issue with anything sexual.
They are too afraid to wank or even shag because of some angry imaginary invisible man in the sky is watching and wanking!

The idea being God would never wank and he would be angry when He looks down and sees people doing it that's why religious folks are so skittish about sexual topics. Religious people are supposed to feel guilt at all times.



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11 Jan 2014, 12:45 am

ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
I bet this is why religious folk have such issue with anything sexual.
They are too afraid to wank or even shag because of some angry imaginary invisible man in the sky is watching and wanking!

The idea being God would never wank and he would be angry when He looks down and sees people doing it that's why religious folks are so skittish about sexual topics. Religious people are supposed to feel guilt at all times.
Good thing im not religious then its such a relief!


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11 Jan 2014, 12:59 pm

AspieOtaku wrote:
ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
I bet this is why religious folk have such issue with anything sexual.
They are too afraid to wank or even shag because of some angry imaginary invisible man in the sky is watching and wanking!

The idea being God would never wank and he would be angry when He looks down and sees people doing it that's why religious folks are so skittish about sexual topics. Religious people are supposed to feel guilt at all times.
Good thing im not religious then its such a relief!

I like your sense of humor, AspieOtaku, and the way you think, too :)