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Radish
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24 Sep 2022, 9:14 am

Banned for being made of wool.


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24 Sep 2022, 9:27 am

Banned, just because.



Radish
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24 Sep 2022, 9:33 am

Banned for being in the Netherlands, beyond the outer reaches of Pluto and the Oort cloud.


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24 Sep 2022, 11:25 am

Banned for having hairy toes


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Radish
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24 Sep 2022, 11:52 am

Banned for gluing hair to my toes... with superglue!


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24 Sep 2022, 12:38 pm

Banned because you get stuck in your flip flops


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Radish
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24 Sep 2022, 12:58 pm

Banned because it hadn't gone unnoticed you'd put glue in my flip flops too! :evil:


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25 Sep 2022, 4:45 am

Banned for plucking Babybird's feathers and glueing your nostril hair on her.


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25 Sep 2022, 4:49 am

Banned for making me have crusty nose hairs. Get me My feathers back


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25 Sep 2022, 5:00 am

Banned for plucking Where_am_I and the less said about what you did to her with the stuffing the better.


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25 Sep 2022, 7:36 am

Banned for saying stuffing on a Sunday morning


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25 Sep 2022, 9:24 am

Banned for being Paxophobic.


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25 Sep 2022, 9:33 am

Banned for eating stuffing butties


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25 Sep 2022, 9:55 am

Banned for eating MY butties!


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25 Sep 2022, 10:20 am

Banned because I thought it was a samwich


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25 Sep 2022, 11:52 pm

Banned because I thought it was a sanga.

A snag sanga with dead horse. :heart:


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