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Where_am_I
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26 Sep 2022, 1:55 am

Banned for performing illegal surgery on one of your five a day.


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26 Sep 2022, 6:20 am

Banned for performing illegal surgery on the chef!


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26 Sep 2022, 9:43 am

Banned for causing mass hysteria in the haven


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26 Sep 2022, 10:08 am

Banned for sleeping during the mass hysteria.


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26 Sep 2022, 10:52 am

Banned for blowing it out of proportion


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26 Sep 2022, 11:44 am

Banned for using explosives!


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26 Sep 2022, 12:38 pm

Banned for using a Semtex stove to cook your vegetables.


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26 Sep 2022, 12:46 pm

Banned for straining your veg in a pair of old tights


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26 Sep 2022, 12:49 pm

Banned for suspected innuendo.


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26 Sep 2022, 5:39 pm

Banned for selling your used tights on eBay.


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26 Sep 2022, 8:44 pm

Banned for swimming in your waterbed.


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27 Sep 2022, 3:25 am

Banned for putting a shark in her waterbed.


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27 Sep 2022, 5:11 am

Banned for filling it with blood.


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27 Sep 2022, 5:13 am

Banned for holding up the blood bank


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27 Sep 2022, 6:24 am

Banned for only giving her 8 pints of your own blood.


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27 Sep 2022, 6:26 am

Banned because have you seen the price of a pint these days?


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