BANNED (The Game)

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Banned because you are falsely accusing me. I would never ever ever play rap music at any volumne, much less blaringly!! !

Then banned for letting your cat do it.

Banned for forcing poor cats listen to this in the middle of the night.

Banned for forcing cats to wear giant feather hats and parade around the house.

Banned for making hip-hop bagpipe-playing cats with feathered hats March down my block last night.

Banned by Death, Susan, and the Death of Rats.

Banned for not asking them to play in your backyard.

Banned because the only thing Death can play is the xylophone, and all he has to do is move his robe a bit.

Banned for being insanely creative which I can never ever hope to match. (and just how DO you happen to know that Death can only play the xylophone??? )

Banned because it says so in one of the Discworld books, that since Death is a skeleton, he can use his own rib bones and tap on them to sound like a xylophone.

Banned because that's in the world of Discworld, not here.

Banned because, clearly you've never heard of the theory of narrative causality, then.

Banned because WP is being really slow.

Banned because it's fine over here, even though it's raining.

Banned, because the sun is shining here and you're stuck in the rain.

Banned because when I woke up this morning, my kitty was lying on my tummy. But then I rolled over and she jumped off.