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Radish
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01 Feb 2023, 4:44 am

Banned for building a house with Toblerone.... in the desert... in scorching heat.


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01 Feb 2023, 11:37 am

Banned for making me crave cake!


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01 Feb 2023, 12:29 pm

Banned for eating cake in a cave and not leaving a trail of crumbs to find your way out again. So Where_are_You ?


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01 Feb 2023, 12:34 pm

Banned for eating the entire UK supply of mince pies.



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01 Feb 2023, 12:41 pm

Banned for refusing to give me your last mince pie! :evil:


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01 Feb 2023, 12:42 pm

Banned for trying to drain the entirety of the North Sea



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01 Feb 2023, 12:45 pm

Banned for trying to sail the Atlantic on a skate board.


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01 Feb 2023, 1:37 pm

Banned for hawking pills of a pseudo science nature..



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01 Feb 2023, 3:10 pm

Banned for selling your used panties on eBay!


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01 Feb 2023, 3:25 pm

Banned for buying them. :eew:


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01 Feb 2023, 3:28 pm

:lol:

Banned for stealing them from me!


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01 Feb 2023, 3:52 pm

Banned for eating every single gobstopper in the world.



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01 Feb 2023, 3:58 pm

Banned because 'gobstopper' has the same number of syllables as 'grasshopper' and it begins with the same letter, but it's from a different category of entities entirely.


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01 Feb 2023, 4:37 pm

Banned for keeping grasshoppers as pets and feeding them on gobstoppers. Have you no humanity?


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01 Feb 2023, 4:42 pm

Banned for not realizing that I'm a humanities graduate (serieusement).


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01 Feb 2023, 4:45 pm

:lol: I did humanities as a kid for a year or two. I've absolutely no recollection of what it was about!

Banned for graduating in something so arcane.


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