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Where_am_I
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30 Jan 2023, 4:24 am

Banned for being the second funniest person on WP.


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30 Jan 2023, 4:40 am

Banned for being the funniest person on WP. :P


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30 Jan 2023, 5:42 am

Banned for being the funniest person in the funny farm. :jester:


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30 Jan 2023, 5:47 am

Banned for farming funny people and selling them to talentless talent shows.


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30 Jan 2023, 5:49 am

Banned for trying to bring reality to reality TV. :roll:


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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30 Jan 2023, 5:52 am

Banned for appearing on reality TV along with your pet hippo.


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30 Jan 2023, 6:01 am

Banned because it honestly wasn't that hard to do. I only live about an hour away from where they film the UK version of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. My hippo had a nice chat with Matt Hancock out in the bush.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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30 Jan 2023, 6:06 am

Banned because how does one have a nice chat with Matt Hancock?


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30 Jan 2023, 6:07 am

Banned for not instructing your hippo to squish Matt hancock!

DeepHour: Banned and go to bed.


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30 Jan 2023, 6:10 am

Banned because why are you not at work?


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30 Jan 2023, 6:21 am

Banned because I needed a week off to clean the mess you all made in my basement.


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30 Jan 2023, 6:25 am

Banned because surely climate change is responsible for the mess in your basement?


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30 Jan 2023, 6:29 am

Banned for escaping from her basement after making a big mess


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30 Jan 2023, 6:37 am

Banned because I had to leave.

My hippo was hungry. :(


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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30 Jan 2023, 10:58 am

Banned for trying to start a war with

uninhabited pacific islands



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30 Jan 2023, 1:40 pm

Banned for hiding my pet hedgehog on the island.


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