Hi I'm new and looking for a boyfriend

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AutisticFurball
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03 Jul 2009, 5:44 pm

I heard there were a lot of other aspie cats on here, so my friend suggested I join.

I'm a gay aspie from England and would like to meet another cat interested in pursuing a long-term relationship with me.

My interests include catnip (recreational use), afternoon naps and 18th century naval warfare.

Apparently I have a good sense of humour and I enjoy long walks on the beach.

I'm very romantic but find it difficult to meet other gay cats in my area because of my problems socialising.

Thank you for reading my post, I hope to find love on wrongplanet! :cat:



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03 Jul 2009, 7:40 pm

I wish you much happiness. I highly doubt you will remain single for long. As far as I've seen everyone on this forum is forward with their thoughts, and a staggeringly high number is...well a suprisingly low number is feline but a high number is, as a friend calls it "pansexual"

Good luck, have fun, and DO NOT wet the rugs in the UFO. We just had it re-apoulstered.

*Wink* Bye.



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03 Jul 2009, 9:06 pm

I prefer submissive male cats.



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03 Jul 2009, 9:16 pm

Who was the Frenchman in the rigging that shot Lord Nelson? Get this question right and I'll set you up with a Gay Persian Tom. FYI he doesn't like doing it dog style.



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03 Jul 2009, 10:12 pm

I don't get it. Do you really think you are a cat? Are you being sarcastic about the cat thing? Are you being sarcastic about the whole thing and this post isn't serious at all?



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03 Jul 2009, 10:27 pm

That avatar is seriously one of the most disturbing ones I've ever seen... 8O

Anyway, my position towards relationships is that they'll first start as friendships, and maybe they'll grow into a romantic one as bonds grow. No reason to go out of my way to search for a partner, one is not necessarily more happy in a relationship by default anyway.

EDIT: Is that you, Gatto?


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03 Jul 2009, 10:28 pm

I'm trying to figure out whether this thread is about politics, philosophy or religion.



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03 Jul 2009, 10:30 pm

Sand wrote:
I'm trying to figure out whether this thread is about politics, philosophy or religion.

If it's one of those felinists, I'd aim for either philosophy or religion. But then again, politics is everything.


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03 Jul 2009, 10:34 pm

We seem to have a lot in common Furball.

My name is Bill, my mom diagnosed as soon as she rescued me from a homeless shelter. I was a bum then but I've changed since then and live in a luxurious motorhome. I'm 4 years old...hope that's not too old..... :oops:

I have forest green eyes that dialate whenever I'm excited.

My body build is plump solid and I have what is called ring tail that curls to one side.

My hobbies include watching cats on youtube, posing for Cat Fancy, chasing my friend Bob around (heehee), and getting high off catnip...for recreational purposes of course..

I'd say I'm a Don Juan kind of a cat who strolls around the neighborhood by the time my mom's in bed looking for that special Tom. :wink:

I'm looking for a mate who knows how to have a good time and is willing to let me have more than his fair share of kitty treats and food.

Maybe destiny awaits us both. :heart:

Thankyou.

Bill


PS: Here's a good pic of my buff physique...

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Yeah....I know I could lose a couple of pounds... :oops:



Here's my roomate Bob. I think he's confused at the moment... :?

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03 Jul 2009, 11:25 pm

heh...I used to know the answer to the question about Trafalgar...no worries, I'm not gay (to which many gay people are quite releived...;) Used to have cats, back when I could afford them. Hope you find what you're looking for, but I'd suggest the Love and Dating, and/or Adult Discussion threads...;)



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04 Jul 2009, 1:18 am

MissConstrue wrote:
We seem to have a lot in common Furball.

My name is Bill, my mom diagnosed as soon as she rescued me from a homeless shelter. I was a bum then but I've changed since then and live in a luxurious motorhome. I'm 4 years old...hope that's not too old..... :oops:

I have forest green eyes that dialate whenever I'm excited.

My body build is plump solid and I have what is called ring tail that curls to one side.

My hobbies include watching cats on youtube, posing for Cat Fancy, chasing my friend Bob around (heehee), and getting high off catnip...for recreational purposes of course..

I'd say I'm a Don Juan kind of a cat who strolls around the neighborhood by the time my mom's in bed looking for that special Tom. :wink:

I'm looking for a mate who knows how to have a good time and is willing to let me have more than his fair share of kitty treats and food.

Maybe destiny awaits us both. :heart:

Thankyou.

Bill


PS: Here's a good pic of my buff physique...

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Yeah....I know I could lose a couple of pounds... :oops:



Here's my roomate Bob. I think he's confused at the moment... :?

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But are you interested in 18th Century Naval Warfare? 8)


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04 Jul 2009, 1:49 am

Ummm....yeah.......no. :(

All I know how to do is eat and look beautiful. :cry:


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04 Jul 2009, 8:47 am

Bill you are a very beautiful young man! :heart:



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04 Jul 2009, 9:49 am

We know you are just using him to get to Bob. Bob obviously likes boats...



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04 Jul 2009, 10:01 am

Ha ha, cat people. If you're serious there's probably a thread in the love and dating section. Missconstrue, your kitties are huggable.



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04 Jul 2009, 10:14 am

:love: aww you look so cuute.

The problem is that I am a mouse...

. ..so I don't want to become your dinner.