If I had a dime tread...

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This is an "If I had a dime thread" (going off the saying).

Say "If I had a dime for ... I would probably..."

Put as many as you like:

1.If I had a dime for every time someone asked me "What's that?" if I say I am autistic I'd probably own a car.
2.If I had a dime for every time I have to concentrate on keeping track of the time I would have a mansion, a slinky shrine w/ jewel encrusted slinkies (shiny sparklies on clangy pretty metal ), a bunch of pets & kids.
3. If I had a dime for every uncomfortable question my grandmother asked me, I would have most likely died from shock. (A plethora of dimes! AHHH! )

Crud, I wanted this in the random thread! Not exactly media related.

if i had a dime for evry time i put something down then couldnt remember where i put it.. id be rich

If I had a dime... I wouldn't know what to do with it, as I live in the UK.

If I had a dime for every dollar someone never paid back to me, I'd be 10% less angry about it.

If I had a dime for every time I had to do things the hard way to accommodate someone else's limited understanding of a problem, I'd have as many dimes as if I had a dime for every time I did things the hard way just because it less mentally challenging and I could do it on autopilot saving my mental processing time for my own thoughts.

That probably doesn't make sense.

^ If I had a dime for every one of your post that made sense, I could almost buy you a cup of coffee at Starbucks