if I was to become an object, I would most likely become a door closer, yea, the thing that pulls the door shut that's mounted to the top with an arm commonly seen on commercial buildings.
why?: I'm always shutting all the doors when I leave the house.....so why not??
if I was to be a commercial one, i hope im sold to the middle school i went to, the maintenance crew there always rebuild them every 2 to 3 years and cleaning them like they have to look spotless........ and never know if you are gonna end up on the shelf of your local hardware store for 5 years not touched or opened (some ultra light duty arm type closer still sitting on the shelf of a hardware store I sometimes go to, thing's been sitting there since umm, 2000........ last time that thing's been out of the box, when I shown the owner of the hardware store (small mom-and-pop place, they know me) how I use a closer for my handwriting.
if I was to choose what brand, umm, depends on what door I'm gonna be mounted to, if im going to be working on an exterior door, please, LCN 4000 series with heavy duty arm, if inside (closet, classroom or office) norton 1600 series or LCN 4000 with regular duty or heavy duty arm
:D
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