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Seanybaby
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05 Mar 2006, 9:04 pm

If the monkey punches you, you explode. If you punch the monkey, he implodes and turns into a black hole and sucks you in. If you both punch each other you both explode.


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06 Mar 2006, 1:36 am

Is this the same premise as spanking the monkey?


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06 Mar 2006, 6:56 am

*spontaneously combusts causing volcanic erruptions*



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28 Mar 2006, 5:02 am

Seanybaby wrote:
If the monkey punches you, you explode. If you punch the monkey, he implodes and turns into a black hole and sucks you in. If you both punch each other you both explode.


We have a guy at work whose nickname is monkey. Maybe I'll punch him and see what happens!! ! (just kidding - LOL)


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29 Mar 2006, 5:05 pm

I thought you were advertising. I how about I punch you. No just kidding My mom is an ass this is her fault I act like this excuse me. wHAT THE f**k YOU STOLE MY JOKE.



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05 Apr 2006, 7:27 am

Did you know there was a videogame called Monkey Puncher?


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05 Apr 2006, 3:14 pm

I might have figured considering there is game like that a chuck cheese. Are talking about dounkey kong classic for nes?



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06 Apr 2006, 2:59 am

No no, the game was actually called Monkey Puncher. It was for the gameboy colour I think. It did exactly what it said on the tin, featuring a monkey you had to train in the fine sport of pugilism so that it could take on other monkeys in boxing matches (I kid you not). I never played it, but saw an advert somewhere and unconsciously filed the name away in the back of my mind.
I did a quick search to prove I'm not just telling huge porkies:

http://www.honestgamers.com/systems/con ... e_id=21134



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06 Apr 2006, 11:04 am

Hudge porkies pugilism I have never herd those word before . I believe yeah I don't even know such things it is interesting though. I am not dissing you,it sounded intresting. Tell me more about those words.



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07 Apr 2006, 4:00 pm

let me translate for you



[HUGE PORKIES]It means you are telling very big lies



If you need my translateing skills send me a private message
And i will send you a reply with the Translation
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07 Apr 2006, 6:43 pm

I know that it from context but I have never herd those word used.



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07 Apr 2006, 6:56 pm

It was more of when those were used what was happening? Were are they used are they used from were you are from?