What if you had infinity dollars?

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Didn't you see this thread coming?

So, same as the million dollar thread, but with infinity dollars.

I'd be a smart-ass, and hire people to count it for me.

It wouldn't change me.

I'd buy the biggest billboard in the world and write on it YOU MUST BE REALLY BORED!

As per another recent thread, I'd be crushed instantly as the entire universe collapsed.

I'd help all the autistic people in the world, giving them opportunities to work for good, decent people.

I'd give everyone in third world countries one trillion US dollars each, just to mess with the rest of the world, buahahahah!

Id make the homekess the new ruling class1

buy this universal franchise from god [he has an infinite number of other 'verses so he surely would not miss just one] and totally remake it. talk about the ultimate sugardaddy - aspies would be in the catbird seat that NTs are in this present universe. all the lonely would have their own harems of the most desirable of whatever gender/s that float their boats. and everybody would be supremo beautiful and sexybootylicious. no more toil and trouble. meanness would be deleted from existence. everybody would be bumpin' and thumpin' and it would be universal love. disease would be deleted. star trek technology would be made into reality. NASA would be remade into a warp drive powerhouse, with unlimited funding, and everybody who wanted-to would travel from one end of the cosmos and back including fun points in-between. oooh... behold the power of infinite duckies.

Travel around the entire world, 10 times, in a row.

this thread is useful for delineating the differences in spending priorities in different classes of fortune. a millionaire would have different priorities than a billionaire, due to ultimate constraints on spending which apply much less to the billionaire. an infinity-aire obviously would have no limits and would have god-like powers as a result. going way-up to some high undefined point under god, money=power.

buy the world and evict everyone

I'd travel all the time and buy a nice new car, buy a house, and buy whatever I want in the world.

If I had infinity dollars, everything would cost infinity dollars.

If I had infinity dollars I would be the US Federal Reserve, spewing the dollars out of my printing press over at the Bureau of Printing Engraving.

Technically I suppose I would therefore be (helicopter) Ben Bernanke, as this question was addressed to humans.

I guess I'd need to grow a beard and shave the top of my head............

He isn't really a role model for me so perhaps I'd have to turn down the money