Guilty
I once fell from a platform 20' to the floor landing flat on my back and knocking the wind out of me.. the sound carried across the warehouse and soon had a huge crowd around me.
When I caught my breath I said " I'm fine, the concrete broke my fall!" No one laughed...
Another time we were testing a modification I submitted to improve production, all upper management were there to observe.. I had to wait in a room to await results. I commented "I feel like shrodinger's cat" no one understood the reference
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