What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I had a doozy of a dream this morning.

I dreamed that I was back in grad school and took an outside job working for the local office of a big company. The local office was very peculiar. In particular, the manager was a woman in her 80s. She made me and another male grad student her boyfriends without giving us any choice in the matter -- we were being paid to work at the office the same as if we were full time high level staff. Everything was the three of us, whether it was going to a restaurant, having sex (with her, not between us guys), drinking, or anything else. She would openly flaunt having two early 20's boyfriends and made it abundantly clear that we weren't her grandkids or anything like that.

Then the corporate management got wind and sent down a couple of their top executives to investigate. They took statements from the two of us students without her knowing it and then, at dinner that evening, came into the restaurant, had the two of us leave, and started grilling her about it. She was very defiant about the whole thing.

I woke up without finding whether we would all be fired or not.

I didn't sleep well last night. I dreamed that there was a big, dead rat on a wooden cutting board in my kitchen and I was scared to go near it, so I kept procrastinating about taking it outside. Every time I went to the kitchen it was still there but sometimes I would have a banana or get a bit of food without going close to it
Then a bunch of people came to visit my house and I was scared they would see the rat or that it would be rotting by that time. I was hoping someone would just throw it away for me to be nice. Later on in the dream I found a big hole in my wall and there were rats coming inside my storm porch so I was trying to push them back out with a hockey stick
I must have rotten rats on my mind. I've never had a rat dream before and I've never seen a rat near my house.

I dreamt a load of newbies on here were NTs and they got us into conversations then talked about who was easy to bully & troll.

The person whose name they said is actually on here. Not me so I won't name him.

They talked about who was easy to wind up over what specialist interest or who took everything literally etc.

Mods didn't do anything cos they were scared to upset members.

They did it as a 'joke' but we didn't like it and it made us uncomfortable. The way some NTs think it's funny to 'tease' people.

^^^that sounds scarily close to waking reality.

... I've dreamed my hair became increasingly thinner and softer in strands, and it's becoming reddish light brown than my usual dark brown.

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i recently dreamed i had a black dense thick pageboy haircut, and that i had my youthful body back. nice.

I dreamed I was on travel on a business trip. Tomorrow was the last day and I would return home. I was in a hotel room. But unlike most of the hotels I ever slept in this was a suite, a very large suite with two separate bedrooms. It was a little run down but the suite was massive. At three o'clock in the morning, I heard some noise. So I got up to investigate. I walked into the other bedroom and noticed a young couple jumping up out of bed. I looked at them and felt I almost recognized the man but then I was mistaken. The woman fell off the bed backwards or maybe she was trying to hide. I asked they why they were there because I rented this hotel room. His response mirrored mine and he asked why I was in his room. So I returned back to my room and started packing my suitcase because I would be off flying home shortly and I began to prepare but just a couple hours early. And I don't like the drama. I half expected hotel management to barge in any minute and lay on me some strange story.

i dreamt about the actress chloe sevigny, looking as she does now nearing middle-age, meeting the love of her life on an acting job, she married her new actress friend and they happily moved in together into an old farmhouse on the coast, and later on they took in an asian female border and eventually had themselves a ménage à trois.

i dreamt i was in the compound of a local tv weatherman, i had no idea he was so wealthy, his compound had its own supermarket/department store and hunting lodge/range, i rode around in a gold cart following the man around as he and his friends bought things and loaded them in the cart. then we all went out into the snowy hunting grounds where i saw hunters dressed in black with red hats, armed with rifles, and as i was about to plug my ears to block out the gunshots, i awoke.

I dreamed I had a round glass fishbowl filled with water and hamsters? The hamsters could stand on a rock like a turtle would but there were so many hamsters I was trying to get another bowl for them so they wouldn't get pushed off the rock into the water. I couldn't find a rock that would fit in the new bowl but be big enough to keep lots of them out of the water at the same time.

I dreamed mother told me I could have milk or meat, but I couldn’t have both.

^^^^Dreaming of meat is generally a good sign, especially if it is a well-cooked one. If you dream of eating tasty meat, you are going to earn a good fortune. Some hidden investment or money is going to give you good returns so be happy!
or if you chose milk, it symbolizes emotional nourishment and protectiveness. They are also a sign of positive emotional changes in your life. ... Milk in dreams also symbolizes kindness, maternal instincts, nurturing, and compassion. so your mom was asking you if you could choose between mammon, or mothering.

i dreamt i was in bed and i hadda get up and do my constitutional, so i got up to go to the bathroom but the toilet was missing, something told me to look out the window and there it was out in the yard, on the grass in a hollow surrounded by scrubby trees and bushes, so i went out there, and as i was about to sit down i suddenly felt empty, and there on the ground in front of the throne, lying on the grass and leaves and dirt, was my alimentary canal from intestines on back to the end, pink and glistening, all bundled up in a tight little cylinder. i reflexively reached around back to feel what was left on me, just a big yawning opening where my tailpipe equipment useta be. i stared down at my stuff on the ground, and it telepathically told me that it just hadda be outside of me, and that its name was calissa bronwald. i thought to myself, "how can this be, a name like 'bronwald,' and i'm not even jewish!" then i awoke.

i must say, i've never had a dream like that before.

Reminds me of this TV spot from my childhood:



So when you awoke, did you hafta go to the bathroom?

Part of the reason you dreamed that was that your unconscious was keeping you from doing your business in your bed. Hence why the bathroom kept eluding you.

But that WAS a rather ....creative dream to say the least!

Gives new meaning to the phrase "showing some guts". And maybe that pun could explain some of the meaning. Maybe you need to show more guts? In some life situation? I dunno.

Maybe you have the soul of a Jewish woman living inside you! Lol!

It is interesting.

In my dream I was married and had a whole life with my wife. I realized that it was just a dream and that she would soon disappear. As the mist rolled in and I started to wake up we embraced and cried knowing that we would never see each other again.