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Tequila
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30 May 2010, 6:43 am

Srsly dude.

My brother has a new babby. Lady he had it with (not his girlfriend) popped sprog out t'other day.

So I am an uncle.

What d'you think?



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30 May 2010, 9:18 am

How is babby formed? How girl get pregnant?


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30 May 2010, 9:53 am

Welcome to the club! On my fiftieth birthday my little niece Riley Marie was born.


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30 May 2010, 10:14 am

Congratulations.

Nieces and nephews are the best.


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30 May 2010, 11:06 am

Congratulations, from Auntie Drumhead! :D


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30 May 2010, 11:22 am

Congrats on the good news, Tequila - or is it now, Uncle Tequila? :D


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30 May 2010, 3:35 pm

Grats!


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30 May 2010, 5:28 pm

Ferdinand wrote:
How is babby formed? How girl get pregnant?


Bring bint to house against family wishes at night. Brother put willy in girl. He go ahh ahh ahh. He spray white stuff in girl. He do this number of times. Nine months after babby pops out. Unplanned pregnancy. Irritate parents. Parents not over moon. Ha ha ha. Girl ugly. Bad teefs. Family stupid people. Family uneducated.