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01 Aug 2010, 9:25 pm

Well normally I'd offer a few pizzas and a carton of beer but apparently the sockpuppety one doesn't drink :chin:

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01 Aug 2010, 9:34 pm

blue_bean wrote:

Well normally I'd offer a few pizzas and a carton of beer but apparently the sockpuppety one doesn't drink :chin:

Oh you must offer something...

I've been waiting this all time.

*munches some more*

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02 Aug 2010, 3:20 am

The real question is what will you offer us. :chin:

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03 Aug 2010, 4:13 am

blue_bean wrote:

Well normally I'd offer a few pizzas and a carton of beer but apparently the sockpuppety one doesn't drink :chin:

Well some women have turned me to the drink...

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03 Aug 2010, 4:14 am

Stellar wrote:

The real question is what will you offer us. :chin:

Apart from my handsome face, great sense of humour, rippling abs and a bunch of other lies?

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03 Aug 2010, 4:52 am

mjs82 wrote:

Apart from my handsome face, great sense of humour, rippling abs and a bunch of other lies?

If you are offering a bunch of other lies instead of the lies that are normally offered on a relationship you must be one of the greatest catches.

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03 Aug 2010, 1:43 pm

mjs82 wrote:

Stellar wrote:

The real question is what will you offer us. :chin:

Apart from my handsome face, great sense of humour, rippling abs and a bunch of other lies?

old spice guy?
I WANT YOU AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

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04 Aug 2010, 7:45 am

My lies are 101% original

Or is that a lie???

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04 Aug 2010, 7:55 am

I'm unable to meet dowry demands. Am I gonna get dowsed in petrol and burned alive?? :cry:

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04 Aug 2010, 5:12 pm

I'd rather stay single. There are too many things involved in a marrige, that I'd rather not think about.

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05 Aug 2010, 3:33 am

blue_bean wrote:

I'm unable to meet dowry demands. Am I gonna get dowsed in petrol and burned alive?? :cry:

No you won't be burned alive :lol:

You'll already be dead by then

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05 Aug 2010, 5:58 am

mjs82 wrote:

blue_bean wrote:

I'm unable to meet dowry demands. Am I gonna get dowsed in petrol and burned alive?? :cry:

No you won't be burned alive :lol:

You'll already be dead by then

Oh goodie, thank you sir.

May I ask for a quick and painless death?

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07 Aug 2010, 7:48 am

blue_bean wrote:

mjs82 wrote:

blue_bean wrote:

I'm unable to meet dowry demands. Am I gonna get dowsed in petrol and burned alive?? :cry:

No you won't be burned alive :lol:

You'll already be dead by then

Oh goodie, thank you sir.

May I ask for a quick and painless death?

no, i'm afraid marriage is a slow and painful one

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07 Aug 2010, 8:18 am

So, who did you decide to marry? :geek:

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07 Aug 2010, 8:50 am

A bag og pink yarn, a snake plushie, a half-eaten box of chocolate and 26,5 Danish Crowns (DKK). B)

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07 Aug 2010, 9:23 pm

GrimmRomance wrote:

A bag og pink yarn, a snake plushie, a half-eaten box of chocolate and 26,5 Danish Crowns (DKK). B)

what kind of half eaten chocolates??

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