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mjs82
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01 Aug 2010, 6:29 am

I am now accepting dowries. Please make an offer.

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01 Aug 2010, 6:49 am

2 camels and a used jockstrap.

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01 Aug 2010, 7:04 am

Moog wrote:

2 camels and a used jockstrap.

what size jockstrap?

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01 Aug 2010, 11:28 am

Enormous.

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01 Aug 2010, 1:34 pm

I will offer you 2 goats, a maltese falcon, a real falcon, and a 3 tin cans

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01 Aug 2010, 2:01 pm

mjs82 wrote:

Moog wrote:

2 camels and a used jockstrap.

what size jockstrap?

Your a sock, what would you use a jockstrap for?.... or do I want to know

Before making an offer, I have to ask
do you have athletes foot? never had any kind of.. umm thing, so yea..
and considering it seems to be all guys offering, and your a male sock.. well
what is your preference?

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01 Aug 2010, 2:08 pm

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01 Aug 2010, 2:18 pm

I think I'll just wait and see what bb offers.

*munches and watches*

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01 Aug 2010, 4:25 pm

Surya wrote:

mjs82 wrote:

Moog wrote:

2 camels and a used jockstrap.

what size jockstrap?

Your a sock, what would you use a jockstrap for?.... or do I want to know

He can use it as a sockstrap.

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01 Aug 2010, 4:57 pm

I actually have 6 goats here. 2 are pregnant so soon there will be around 10-12 goats.

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01 Aug 2010, 5:37 pm

zen_mistress wrote:

I actually have 6 goats here. 2 are pregnant so soon there will be around 10-12 goats.

far more generous than my goats. who are sickly.

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01 Aug 2010, 5:48 pm

These goats are beautiful. They are quite feisty though.

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01 Aug 2010, 7:31 pm

I offer frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads

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01 Aug 2010, 7:46 pm

zen_mistress wrote:

These goats are beautiful. They are quite feisty though.

that is one sexy goat. are they trained to repair computers?

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01 Aug 2010, 8:03 pm

Friskeygirl wrote:

ewww... you're my sister!! !

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01 Aug 2010, 8:21 pm

mjs82 wrote:

zen_mistress wrote:

These goats are beautiful. They are quite feisty though.

that is one sexy goat. are they trained to repair computers?

She is not sexy. she is actually too young to be paired up with a male goat. Pregnancy would stunt her growth.

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