I too am gardening dysfunctional.
I have killed bamboo plant too, and mother in law tongue, spider plant, cactus, aloe, ficus, etc. I hate it when people give me a plant for a gift, I'll just kill it.
I can't grow flowers or vegetables. Maybe I just don't do the 'time taking care of' thing.
However, I thought if I kill everything in my front yard, put in astro turf and a bunch of fake plants and in the spring some nice fake flowers, anyone driving by would just think it was all real.
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If you have one option you have an obsession.
If you have two options you have a delema.
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"I'm not too crazy about reality, but it's the only place to get a decent meal.