thanks to thee for creating the humor that maketh me laugh. makes me think of sam kinneson. pastafarian-too much!
i believe in dog. in the beginning was the thought of dog....void and without form. the exact mechanism of solid form is not known. it is thought that the evil that is 'man' was so vibrant in the web of space-time that dog was formed out of the plasma in an attempt to save the universe. unfortunately, was a dismal failure. man won-dog lost. ergo...the universe will collapse upon itself in an end unlike any other.