T-shirts, stickers, etc

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Most of the paraphanalia out there related to Autism is basically from the "cureites" that say things like "Cure Autism Now" and stuff, or other touchy-feeley type stuff like "Someone I love is Autistic"

I thought it would be fun to put some more "Politically Incorrect" stuff out there maybe poking fun or amusement at ourselves. Just about every segment of society pokes fun at itself a little bit, why not us. For instance, I'd put bumper sticker that says "Warning: Aspie driver with attitude! on my car, or a T-shirt design I made up for myself that says "This Aspie's favorite entertainment" and just below has a picture of a washing machine with a window, and clothes tumbling inside. Or maybe running on the Jeff Foxworthy theme.. You might be Aspie if... on stickers or shirts

I just think that it would be cool to have some stuff that really says, we're not victims, but just different, and we don't mind it . Can you guys think of some fun and crazy stuff that would make for some off the wall shirts and stuff?

As much as i hate to break it to you most people dont know what an Aspie is.

Here's a few more because these amuse me then that I think anyone reading would understand them. (Which makes them even better)

'If you can read this, you're invading my personal space. And no I don't want to talk dang it!'
'Cure Neurotypicals now.'
'If you think I look creepy now, wait till you see my meat locker.'
'I'd rather be collecting trains.'
'I wear shirts with messages because I have difficulty with communication.'

great ideas

I would defintely wear a shirt that said
'If you can read this, you're invading my personal space. And no I don't want to talk dang it!'
That is a funny one Xuincherguixe

The real version would have more bad words

It's not directly aspie, but I've always identified with the sticker that says "I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter"

hehe, some of those are good,

i would certsinly like one about being mute. somthing like

"good job i am mute, otherwise i would tell you to **** ***"

i think a good aspie one would be

"no one suspects the autistic guy"

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"you assume lion protects me from you"

"you laught at me because i am different, i laugh at you because you are all the same"

"the aspie group meet is on the computer controlled train"

"I am a mute person shouting"

"if what i say seems odd, rethink what you said and try again"

"please: not idiot idoms"

"i stopped bitng a whole month ago (again)"

i will have to think of some more yet....

jammie

I could wear these T-shirts in the gymn:

"An Austistic Tantrum is Very Good Exercise"

"Every muscle in my body gets a good workout with an AUTISTIC TANTRUM"

"Autistic tantrums make me STRONG"

"I didn't fart, and I couldn't care less if I did"

Or

one with my signature
"I worship my Egocentric Universe"

Paul

This is not ment to offend (if I do you can have a preemptive apology), so much as make people laugh. Here are a few of those rephrased.

'Autistic Tantrums help my figure'
'I don't need to spend a bunch of money on a gym membership when I can just have an AUTISTIC TANTRUM.'
'Autistic tantrums make me STRONG. Are you sure you want to give me a hard time about it?'

'Good thing I'm mute, otherwise I'd tell you to *' where * is your favorite phrase
'I just stopped biting again a month ago. Please don't make me start again.'
'If what I said seems strange, figure out what stupid thing you said and apologize for it.'


And here are a few that I was inspired with just now.
'Just because I'm egotisical doesn't mean I'm not a better person then you are.'

'What do you mean the world doesn't revolve around me?'

'It's funny that you think I'm the crazy one, and yet you're obsessed with making me like you.'
'If I'm the one with the huge ego, why do you want me to be like you?'

'You make it sound like being self centered is a bad thing?'

'So your system is destroying the rain forrest, getting furious at illegal immigrants, spending billions of dollars to stop against drugs, fighting wars with people that believe in pretty much the same things you do, and more things then there is space on this shirt to say - And yet you're convinced I'm the one with the mental disability?'

'When I bit you, it was not in the good way.'

'When I bit you, it was in the good way.'

'Just because I act like an animal doesn't mean I'm crazy.'

'Just because I act like an animal doesn't mean you're not crazier then I am.'


Hmm, got a little carried away there.

Love that one.

Here's the shirt that I want
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I am going to make some of these in the weekend because they're so good. Possibly some of these ones:
- I'd rather be collecting knives
- You laugh at me because I am different; I laugh at you because you are all the same
- If what I say seems odd, rethink what you said and try again
- No one suspects the autistic guy
- It's funny that you think I'm the crazy one, and yet you're obsessed with making me like you
- If you can read this, you're invading my personal space. And no I don't want to talk dang it

And some of these I made up my self:

- keep walking I don't need to chat
- stay approximately three meters in diameter away from me then communicate.
- I don’t know you, you don’t know me...I like this way
- Three things not to do with me:
Touch me
Make eye contact with me
Be stupid with me.
- No one ever will suspects me

How about
"don't raise a very serious issue because you will make me laugh "

Or:
"No I don't have a hands-free mobile, I AM talking to myself!"

"First, a breath test...THEN we have a conversation"

i have a tshirt form hot topic that says "the only thing worse than being alone is being with other people"

I like these two:

'It's funny that you think I'm the crazy one, and yet you're obsessed with making me like you.'
'If I'm the one with the huge ego, why do you want me to be like you?'