i saw a very forlorn-looking musical backscratcher [a happy yellow piston-whistle tone cylinder with a hand attached at the end], grimy and neglected, buried in a pile of other forlorn-looking odd objects in a miscellaneous bin at the seattle goodwill several years ago, and i felt emotionally drawn to this object, and i pulled it out by the hand, as though i was rescuing a fair maiden from her scullery. i took "her" home and cleaned "her" up, and i make her "meow" now and then, and i kiss her red-painted-nails hand now and then, and i hold her hand and talk to her, and she listens to me. i treasure her and keep her comfortable on a pillow, in constant sight. i used to have a housecat which hated this meowing backscratcher. the cat went to another owner, and i kept the backscratcher. i'm allergic to cat dander, btw.
when i flush my toilet, i always thank it for its "intestinal fortitude" in flushing the voluminous products of my intestines. and when it floods, i blanch a bit, then get over it and say to it, "now now honey, i'm sorry i clogged you with too much of my junk. here, let me unclog you."
i talk to my car, though i didn't give it a name. i do not name objects of other sentient beings. my cats have always been addressed as "cat." i baby my car, such as when i climb hills i turn off the a/c to make it easier on the engine. i kiss my car now and then, and give it love pats often. i try to hug it. my old house [my parents's house], when i had to leave it upon their passing, i missed it terribly. i talked to the walls and kissed them goodbye on my last day there. i told the house i'd miss it. i carressed the walls and tried to hug them. i still miss it. the new owner carved it up and that perturbed me.
i am not the only weirdo who thinks this way. there is an entire culture which venerates inanimate objects, that of japan. there is a "hare kuyo" or needle shrine [shinto buddhism] where "retired" sewing machine needles rest in vats of soft tofu and are prayed over by shinto priests, in gratitude for their years of hard and selfless service for their masters, and whose remaining years are spent in assured comfort. that made me cry when i first read about it.