Favorite tv and movie quotes

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Fav Movie quotes way to many; maybe I watch to many movies? Naw.

Best that I can remember

(jurrasic park)
"This is just a delay -- all major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."
Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum): "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

(The lawyer seeks shelter from the T.Rex in a bathroom.)
Alan Grant: "Well where does he think he's going?"
Ian Malcolm: "When you gotta go, you gotta go."


(man on fire)
"they say that you should forgive"
"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting. "

(dude wheres my car?)
Jesse Montgomery III: Have you seen my car?
Christie Boner: Yeah.
Jesse Montgomery III: You have?
Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse Montgomery III: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.

(happy gilmore)
Happy Gilmore to Bob Barker: "The price is wrong, bi*tch!

They Live:(RODDY RODDY PIPER) "I'm here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

(hitch)
"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away."

(south Park)
Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little mind.

(AUSTIN POWERS)
DR. EVIL : Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the worlds deadliest assassins. And yet each of you has failed to kill Austin powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...people DIE!! !

(rat race)
Enrico Pollini: Look at us go! We're zooming!
Zack Mallozzi: I told you! We're hauling ass!
Enrico Pollini: We're hauling ass! All righty!
Zack Mallozzi: Guess what I got back there.
Enrico Pollini: You just told me. Ass! We're hauling ass!

"Do they teach lawyers to apologize? Because you suck at it!" - Erin Brockovich
"Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable...or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" - High Fidelity
"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the f*cking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car,huh? Jaywalking? This is bullsh*t!" - Beverly Hills Cop

Vote for Duke. Vote for Duke. Vote for Duke...VOTE FOR DUKE.
I'll see if anyone gets that.

President Merkin Muffley: "I'm sorry, too, Dimitri. ... I'm very sorry. ... All right, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well. ... I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are. ... So we're both sorry, all right?! ... All right."

From Doctor Strangelove.

"From hells heart I stab at thee!!" From Star Trek- Wrath of Khan
I love overthetop dialouge.
I also like most tarantino quotes --"Royale with cheese" and things like that
Can Anyone else regurgetate all the dialoge from your fav movies?

Your gonna need a bigger boat. Jaws.

I can identify with "Marvin" the depressed robot when he says, "What's the point?"

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

from that old Monty Python skit

"Wow! If she were President, her name would be Baberham Lincoln" Garth from 'Wayne's World'.

Last week's Law & Order (about a poisoned fraud psychic):

Briscoe: "If he was still alive, I'd hire him to talk to himself."

I love paradoxes!

(Frieza is about to transform into his second form in Frieza: The Summoning:)

Frieza: I would really like it if you'd give me a countdown.

Vegeta: A countdown?!

Frieza: I'm waiting...

Vegeta: (He gives him the countdown)

Frieza: Ha ha ha! I love it! (He begins to transform.)

From the Lion King: (they're talking about Scar)
Zazu: There's one in every family, sire. Two in mine, and they always seem to ruin special occassions.
Mufasa: What am I going to do about him?
Zazu: He'd make a very handsome throw rug, sire.
Mufasa: Zazu!
Zazu: And just think, whenever he gets dirty, you can always take him out and beat him.

"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

Animal House

My Favourite Young Ones Quotes

Vyvyan: Neil, let's not beat around the bush - are you going to make supper, or am I going to kick your teeth in?

Rick: Neil, the bathroom's free. Unlike the country under the Thatcherite junta.

Rick: I Hope your happy Thatcher!!

Neil: I'm not gonna say anything because I know no one's going to listen to me. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record.

Vyvyan: I was in the basement, playing my favorite game, 'Murder In The Dark.

Neil: I hope Mike hurries back with the cure!
Vyvyan: No Neil, Neil, it's madness this week. (After Madness were guest stars on the show).

[the title sequence for "The Good Life" (1975) appears, and Vyvyan tears it to shreds]
Vyvyan: No! No! NO! We're not watching the bloody Good Life! Bloody bloody bloody! I hate it! It's so bloody nice! Felicity "Treacle" Kendall and Richard "Sugar-Flavored-Snot" Briars! What do they do now? Chocolate bloody Button ads, that's what! They're just a couple of reactionary stereotypes, confirming the myth that everyone in Britain is a lovable, middle-class eccentric - and I - HATE - THEM!
[collapses on the couch, exhuasted]
Mike: That was a highly articulate outburst, Vyvyan. I only hope they're not watching.

One my favourite prrogrames.

Friends

Rachel: Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Okay, and there's that moment at the top when you just don't know if you're going to return back to earth!
Ross: Space is filled with orbiting children.