Fav Movie quotes way to many; maybe I watch to many movies? Naw.
Best that I can remember
(jurrasic park)
"This is just a delay -- all major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."
Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum): "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
(The lawyer seeks shelter from the T.Rex in a bathroom.)
Alan Grant: "Well where does he think he's going?"
Ian Malcolm: "When you gotta go, you gotta go."
(man on fire)
"they say that you should forgive"
"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting. "
(dude wheres my car?)
Jesse Montgomery III: Have you seen my car?
Christie Boner: Yeah.
Jesse Montgomery III: You have?
Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse Montgomery III: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.
(happy gilmore)
Happy Gilmore to Bob Barker: "The price is wrong, bi*tch!
They Live:(RODDY RODDY PIPER) "I'm here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
(hitch)
"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away."
(south Park)
Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
(AUSTIN POWERS)
DR. EVIL : Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the worlds deadliest assassins. And yet each of you has failed to kill Austin powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...people DIE!! !
(rat race)
Enrico Pollini: Look at us go! We're zooming!
Zack Mallozzi: I told you! We're hauling ass!
Enrico Pollini: We're hauling ass! All righty!
Zack Mallozzi: Guess what I got back there.
Enrico Pollini: You just told me. Ass! We're hauling ass!
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."