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23 Sep 2006, 7:16 pm

My Fav LOTR qoutes:

"Fool of a Took!"~Gandalf

"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"~Gimli

"Great! Where are we going?"~Pippin

"Toss me."
"I cannot make the distance, you'll have to toss me! Uh, don't tell the elf."
"Not a word."~ Gimli and Aragorn in Helm's Deep

"He doesn't look to happy up there."
"Not too happy at all, Merry."
"Still, I suppose the veiw would be nice from up there."
"Oh yes, it's a quality establishment. I hear the staff are very good!"~Merry and Piipin after Isengard has flooded (extended version of Two Towers)

"It's perfect! One barrel each! Do you think we should share it with Treebeard?"
"No... No! I don't think he'd understand... *whispers* ...could be a distant relative."~Merry and Pippin when they find Saruman's store of Longbottom Leaf (again, extended version of Two Towers)

"Final count... 42"
"Ooh, 42? That's not bad for a pointy eared elvish princling! I myself am sitting high on 43!"
*Legolas shoots Uruk-hai corpse* "43!"
"He was already dead."
"He was twitching!"
"He was twitching, because he's got MY ax(e), embedded in the NERVOUS SYSTEM!! !"~ Gimli and Legolas after Helm's Deep (another Two Towers extended quote)

"That still only counts as one!! !"~Gimli

"Rock and pool,
is nice and cool.
Our only wish,
to catch a fish,
so juicy SWEET!! !"~ Gollum's song.

"FRODO, BEHIND YOU!! !"~Some random guy in the theatre when I was watching ROTK, during the Shelob bit.

And Spiderman 1:
Theif: "Who are you?"
Spiderman: "I am-"
Random guy in the theatre: "ELMO!! !!"

I was sad when I found that she left
But then I found
That I could speak to her,
In a way
And sadness turned to comfort
We all go there

23 Sep 2006, 8:16 pm

"Why you little," Homer Simpson

"Doh," Homer Simpson

Benny & Joon quotes:

"When a boat runs ashore, the sea has spoken," Mrs. Smail.

"It's a shame about raisins," Sam.

Sam: Joon
Joon: What?
Sam: I....I love you
Joon: Me too

"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese," Joon.

Joon: He can really cook can he
Benny: For grilled cheese I might have used the wool setting
Joon: That's what I told him
Benny: What did he use?
Joon: Rayon. Silk would have been too soggy and cotton would have-
Benny: Burned it
Joon: Right. Fortunitly he consulted me before giving it steam. I was foresquare against it. Perhaps he can be my new smail

"I have every right to be outside officer, I have everyright," Joon.

"Stupid stupid," Eric.

Thomas: Mike warned her Benny. It was for keeps
Benny: What what was for keeps?
Joon; I lost
Benny: What's in the pot?
Joon: A cousin

Joon: Maybe I shoudl invite him abck in
Benny: Yeah before someone sticks a stamp on his head and mails him to Guam

"Shoot me now," Lisa Walker from Bed Of Roses.


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24 Sep 2006, 6:13 am

from Die Hard With a Vengeance:
(Samuel L. Jackson hands bad guy's henchman a bomb. They take it and he leaves. Then one of the henchmen just places it on the ground)
Henchman 1 (in German): What are you doing?
Henchman 2 (also in German): I don't want to ride with it.
Henchman 1 (in German): Some kid could...


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26 Sep 2006, 7:58 pm

from As Good as It Gets:

Simon Bishop: Thank you, Melvin. You overwhelm me.
Simon Bishop: I love you.
Melvin Udall: I tell you, buddy... I'd be the luckiest man alive if that did it for me.

where ever did I put my quote book... :?

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27 Sep 2006, 9:45 pm

CSI season 4
episode: fur and loathing
Catherine: "you want to know a man you look in his bedroom"
Brass and Catherine enter the bedroom to find a large pile of racoon plushies, forest wall paper and a picture of a racoon on the niightstand.
Brass: "thats scary"

I laugh every time I see that part.


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28 Sep 2006, 7:12 am

favorite movie quotes, huh..... gotta be "Must go faster, must go faster, must go faster! I am! We're not gonna make it, there closeing the door on us, we're not gonna make it! YES WE ARE, QUIT SIDE SEAT DRIVING!"

Independence Day

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28 Sep 2006, 7:37 am

Same movie (Will Smith's character) "I have GOT to get me one o' DEEZ!"

It's just music for me. The other stims don't work.


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28 Sep 2006, 3:43 pm

same movie, same character: "Welcome to Earth!" (punches alien in the face)


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28 Sep 2006, 4:12 pm

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Michael Caine, The Italian Job.

I know it's not a film quote but I have to tell this little tale about Black Sabbath:

One Black Sabbath tour included dwarves as stage 'extras'. One dwarf was an alcoholic, even by Ozzy Osbourne's standards, and became a real liability. On one particular morning the tour bus is due to leave town but the pissed dwarf is nowhere to be seen. Eventually, after much searching, he is located, perched on a bar stool in a strip club, drinking. Incensed by the delay, the band members grab the errant dwarf and throw him into the luggage hold of the tour bus. At this point a concerned passer-by intervenes.

"You can't do that!" she protests.

"Why not?" says Ozzy Osbourne, "He's my f***ing dwarf!"

"Yeah, that's right!" says a muffled voice from the hold, "I'm HIS f***ing dwarf!".

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