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Deus_ex_machina
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11 Jul 2006, 10:31 am

What's red and sticky?

Blood


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14 Jul 2006, 11:46 am

are you a model?
no i'm a cosmotologist.
really? thats amazing!
how do you handle weightlessness?


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