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29 Jul 2010, 7:30 pm

The speed of smell is how fast you run away from a bad one.

What is the speed of darkness?


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30 Jul 2010, 1:43 am

The speed of darkness is opposite to the speed of light :lol:


If I fly around the world in reverse of the time-zones & land where I started; why did I fly at all sense I landed at the same time I left :?:


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30 Jul 2010, 1:54 am

Because you could.

Why do women like yogurt?


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30 Jul 2010, 3:11 am

This thread could replace most of the other threads on WP :roll: :arrow:


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30 Jul 2010, 3:30 am

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Because you could.

Why do women like yogurt?


The same reason that men do. It lets you eat a sugary snack and feel like you are eating health food.

If you cross the international date line going backwards do you get younger?

(p.s. @Blindspot- :lol: )


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30 Jul 2010, 8:05 pm

Rocky wrote:
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GoatOnFire wrote:
Because you could.

Why do women like yogurt?


The same reason that men do. It lets you eat a sugary snack and feel like you are eating health food.

If you cross the international date line going backwards do you get younger?

(p.s. @Blindspot- :lol: )


No, you stay the same. But you're even smarter than usual compared to the people around you because you're reliving the day in question.

What causes global cooling and how do we stop it?



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30 Jul 2010, 9:40 pm

What causes global cooling? Too much polar ice and glaciers. How do we stop it? Dig up massive amounts of coal and oil and burn it. (This is probably the stupidest answer yet!)

What's the internet used for?


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30 Jul 2010, 10:18 pm

Lots of stuff that it oughtn't be and some things that it ought to be.



What is a Remington 700 .30-06 used for?



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It's a scale for weighing how many tons your Remings are.

Will this question appear on Wrong Planet?



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12 Jun 2015, 3:13 am

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Will this question appear on Wrong Planet?


No, because the world wide web doesn't reach to other worlds.

What would happen if you took the CPU out of a computer while it was running??


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12 Jun 2015, 3:24 am

Every process would imprint itself on your brain and your thoughts would be trapped in said computer.

If I clone myself and that dude grows up to build a time machine, what might he do with me?


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12 Jun 2015, 3:37 am

He would pretend to be a chipmunk and get you fired from a job.


Why are cows black and white in colour?



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12 Jun 2015, 6:28 am

So they can look good in a black and white dress.

Why do Hertz donuts hurt so much?


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12 Jun 2015, 7:18 am

Because eating the holes causes you to have empty spots in your stomach.


How do I cut the mustard? It's too runny!


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12 Jun 2015, 8:09 am

Same way as you cut the cheese. Only without pinching your nose closed.

What do cows drink?