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12 Jun 2015, 2:55 pm

Moo-tinis - shaken, not stirred.

How does one get to infinity (and beyond)?


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13 Jun 2015, 1:26 am

you add the reciprocal to the second smallest denominator of the sum of the hypotenuse, divide that by the radical and find the factorials.

what in the name of mike am i doing to them?


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07 Mar 2016, 11:05 am

Please don't take Mike's name in vain.

Do bald people use shampoo?



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07 Mar 2016, 12:07 pm

TheAP wrote:
Please don't take Mike's name in vain.

Do bald people use shampoo?


No, just regular poo.

How long is a piece of string?



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07 Mar 2016, 3:14 pm

Always a little longer than the ruler you're trying to measure it with.

How many grains of sand are there in the universe?



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07 Mar 2016, 4:47 pm

There is no sand in the universe, it only exists at deserts and beaches.

Can anybody find me somebody to love?



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07 Mar 2016, 4:49 pm

Why would you want to love a dead body?

Why are carrots orange?



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07 Mar 2016, 6:33 pm

Only the roots are orange. The tops of carrots are green. Which is weird, because people with red hair are sometimes called carrot tops.

Why is it that when you cook a pig it's called pork, cook a cow it's called beef, cook a deer it's called venison, but chicken is still just chicken whether it's cooked or not?



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07 Mar 2016, 7:34 pm

Because the pig and cow and deer were brave and did not cry out when being cooked, but the chicken did. So the chicken was chicken even when being cooked.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



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08 Mar 2016, 6:37 am

It would throw a fit if a fit would fit

Why don't I ever get notified about the boundless stupid threads on WP by all the stupid members on here with which I could engage stupidly and interact with socially supeperficially and occasionally?

And Drunkenly!

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08 Mar 2016, 7:37 am

Because of the stupidly stupid stupidity of the site.

Why can't I recall the stupid question I thought of yesterday?



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08 Mar 2016, 9:49 am

Most likely it jumped out of you and ran away.

I think a strand of my hair fell out. Is there a way to get it surgically re-attached? Is the operation expensive?



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08 Mar 2016, 9:55 am

No. How could you be so cruel? Everyone knows hairs are actually long, skinny worms. The poor worm just wanted its freedom. How dare you want to keep it in captivity on your head?

Why can't we live on the clouds?



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08 Mar 2016, 1:16 pm

TheAP wrote:
No. How could you be so cruel? Everyone knows hairs are actually long, skinny worms. The poor worm just wanted its freedom. How dare you want to keep it in captivity on your head?

Why can't we live on the clouds?


Because Sky-President Trump outlawed immigration.

Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about?



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08 Mar 2016, 1:28 pm

That isn't a cat it's a microwave!

Why are frogs so sexy when wearing bikinis?