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Pagan Practices: Horrors

Are you aware? Have you been told?

Pagans did - and many still do:

pray
play
worship a divine entity as they understood him
eat
Occasionally come together for a feast
drink - in some cases wine
wear clothes
enhance their appearance with jewels and other accessories
engage in trade
work in the fields
hunt
fish
bear and raise children
in many cases also they married
engage in a variety off sexual practices
respect and care for the old
occasionally fight
communicate using language
dance
court
cuddle
conquer
diss the Green Monkey
manufacture goods
invent new technology
die.

Brethren and sistren, we Christians must be careful and wary of the enemy's wiles. It is imperative we eschew these and all other pagan activities, and return to a pure religion.

I for one will start by not dying. That would be far too pagan.

Also, make sure you have less than 12 close buddies following you around in real life. And settle down as soon as you can. You don't want to be looked at as a wanderer of the land.

Christian Practices - a Clear and Present Danger to our liberty.

Are you aware of how Chistians seek to ensnare you and take away your freedom from religion? Friends, though I am a Christian and it is too late for me, vestiges of truie humanity force me to unmask the plot.

These are all Christian practices:

praying
playing
worshiping a divine entity as they understood him
eating
Occasionally coming together for a feast
drinking - in some cases wine
wearing clothes
enhancing their appearance with crosses, jewels and other accessories
engaging in trade
working in the fields
hunting
fishing
bearing and raising children
marying
engaging in a variety of sexual practices
respecting and caring for the old
occasionally fighting
communicating using language
reading and writing
teaching the youn
dancing
courting
conquering
dissing the Green Monkey
manufacturing and selling goods
inventing new technology
doing scientific research
dying

Oh, my fiends, now, while you still have the chance to evade the clutches of Christianity, avoid all these insidious practices.

As for me, I hope you live forever.