Man names his baby girl Facebook

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Actually, that sounds more Italian.

If you can't imagine your child at age 40 walking into an office with a particular name then don't name your child that.

A woman in America actually named her daughter Latrine.
Another thought the word Placenta sounded nice so that is what she called her daughter.

I wonder if he will name his next kid Myspace or Bebo or Twitter or Skype?

Yes! The parents were fairly avid ESPN fans from what I remember. I think they pronounced it as "Espin" as compared to ESPN. I still don't understand the logic behind naming people after famous things like ESPN, Facebook, or others. I remember one of my friends who told me that some non-English speakers, for a study, were asked which English words sounded the most beautiful (without knowing their meanings). Chlamydia was one of the top on the list. I would be embarrassed for the person named Chlamydia if they ever moved to an English-speaking part of the world.

Oh yeah? What about my brother Sh*t-Head? Or what about Judge Sheldon Schmucker of the third federal circuit court? With a name like Schmucker, he has to be good.

How about Moon Unit Zappa? Did Frank Zappa do child abuse?

Or what about a Boy named Sue?

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One my sister friends last name is Hooker and he always joked that if he had a girl he would name her Iwanna Hooker.

I almost forgot Kal-El, Nicolas Cage's son.

Skype sounds good. That is not a bad name at all.

What about Smeagol, Morgoth or Balrog?

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Latrina would've sounded more fitting. As for Placenta... LOL

My favorite ghetto name : 's**thead'
Pronounced 'shuh-theed'

Moon Unit is bizarre, but at least somewhat intriguing. I'd rather be named after the moon than be named after a social cancer like Facebook.

I'm naming my kid Wrong Planet

Hahahaha! I think that would be pretty funny. I think it would be ironic if someone named their two children WrongPlanet and AutismSpeaks lol (although WrongPlanet is, I think, collaborating a bit with AutismSpeaks with their AutismTalk TV stuff).

And people complain about little baby Adolfs.

All of which reminds me of a story.

There is this first grade on day one of the school year. The teacher asks each pupil to stand up and say his name for the rest of the class to hear. Well the kids stand up. One says - Hello I am Mary Jones. Another stands up and says - Hello, I am Stanley Martin. Then this third kid stands up and says - Hello, I am Snot-Nose Smith. The teacher says -- Now I asked you to say your name, not to be impudent. Say your name, now. The kid replies -- My name is Snot-Nose Smith. The teacher says -- If you won't say your name you must leave and don't come back unless you being your parents here to school. So the kid gets up and on his way out he stops by his twin brother's desk and says -- Come on Bull Sh*t. She won't believe you either.

Then there is the story of the young Indian brave who asks the medicine man how he picks the names for the children of the tribe. The medicine man answers --- well, I look around and see if there are any events happening in the land the day the child is born. So I come up with names like: Strong Wind, Or Rain, or Storm Cloud or Running Bear. But tell me Two Dogs F*cking, why the sudden interest in names?

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