100 ways to annoy a NT

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Marry an NT.

(According to FAAAS, apparently.)

Have a habit of leave a friend's house without saying you're leaving.

Respond like this to somebody suspicious of a gas leak:

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I've heard that the author of Mr. Logic has an Aspie brother.

Be a listener than saying anything
Be a copycat; copy their behavior, their humor, their jokes, social skills and how to care and help others.
Get valentine's Day cards based on your interest and take them to school and pass them out for Valentine's Day

I know for a fact these drive them nuts:

(144) Tell them you are not interested in a relationship or dating
(145) When they talk about supernatural stuff, tell them why it is all BS
(146) I did this one on Facebook: block every single High school person, every single college person you met, so they know you want nothing to do with them.
(147) Tell them you don't like having your picture taken
(148) Analyze casino games, anything that involves gambling, even the lottery by percentage and facts, and tell them why they are always losing money instead of winning it.
(150) When you see a mirror in the street, any mirror, use it to comb your hair or just model in front of it.

151. Don't write thank you notes after Christmas
152. Make a pun
153. Don't make eye contact
154. Have attitude
155. Show emotion in general

156. Complain about how you don't want your accommodations
157. Not show up for some really useless classes
158. Answer everything in sight with high-accuracy
159. Explain each and every time the true facts about a misconception
160. Snitch

161. Tell them that you don't wish to be in a romantic relationship.
162. Tell them that you're not interested in the hottest celebrities of today.
163. Tell them that you're not interested in either gender.
164. Tell them that you're not going to be their puppet and entertain them by doing stupid things.

(165) Eat in public, specially something linked to kids, like a caramel, or a candybar. Or something big, like an entire piece of bread, or an entire bottle of chocolate milk
(166) Talk to yourself in a low voice in public
(167) Sit on a bench, and read a book.

168. Tell them you don't have a Facebook when they tell you their facebook account name.
169. Tell them you don't have a Twitter when they tell you their Twitter account name.
170. Play music in their car that is not rap, not techno, not top 40 and not hick country.
171. Go to a HS football game and sit with one of the player's parents; not in the fan zone like all the rest of the NTs. I did this each time as one of the player's moms was a 3rd grade teacher at a school I volunteered at.
172. Tell them about your so-called "weird" "odd" "silly" obsession.
173. Don't talk about the Kardashians.
174. Accuse them of spending worthless money on Beats by Dre headphones, when they could buy a really nice Sennheiser, AKG or Shure pair for half the price. I HATE seeing that circle (b) on every single headset I see kids wearing. It reminds me of how NTs spend worthless cash on electronics, this one included because the bass is muddy and it's "fashion" for them. I'm always happy when I see a teen or young adult wearing a Sennheiser pair over their ears. Makes me think they actually care about how music sounds.

- Ramble on about your special interests.
- Tell them why things like pop music, sports, and reality TV are BS
- Refuse to talk about anything but "big" topics like politics, religion, etc.
- Don't make eye contact.
- Tell them to knock it off when they joke with you.

Avoid eye contact.

Go on and on about your special interest. my classmates used to stomp out of the class when i started about cats.
pace back and forth for hours while flapping your fingers. I know it's annoying, because it used to drive my mother up the wall.
Tell them people who like hanging around other people all the time are like a herd, and are therefore dependent and unable to think for themselves.
when they complain about their lover cheating or something like this, explain to them how evolution is responsible for it.
Complain about the noise they're making. Tell them when they laugh so loud, they sound like a horse neighing.
tell them what you REALLY think about their new haircut. the one that makes them look like roosters.

Human beings expect a certain spectrum of behavior. Talk too fast, or too slow, and it bothers them. Talk to loud, or too low, and it bothers them. Walk too fast, or too slow, and it bothers them. If you have any different religious beliefs, or lack thereof, it bothers them.


That's why party animals, people who like to socialize, are always people who think inside the box and tend to be intolerant of those who are different. In fact, it may be hard to find someone who is like Tony Stark, smart, and a socialite. The latter is more of a Paris Hilton type of person.