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rpcarnell
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23 Jan 2015, 6:20 am

I know for a fact these drive them nuts:

(144) Tell them you are not interested in a relationship or dating
(145) When they talk about supernatural stuff, tell them why it is all BS
(146) I did this one on Facebook: block every single High school person, every single college person you met, so they know you want nothing to do with them.
(147) Tell them you don't like having your picture taken
(148) Analyze casino games, anything that involves gambling, even the lottery by percentage and facts, and tell them why they are always losing money instead of winning it.
(150) When you see a mirror in the street, any mirror, use it to comb your hair or just model in front of it.


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23 Jan 2015, 5:33 pm

151. Don't write thank you notes after Christmas
152. Make a pun
153. Don't make eye contact
154. Have attitude
155. Show emotion in general


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25 Jan 2015, 4:47 pm

League_Girl wrote:
122) Take a back scratcher that is shaped like a hand and grab people in the crotch from behind. (I used to do this a lot and I can never understand why it's such a big deal and embarrassing but it's been a few years since I've done it since I haven't seen another one of those)


Thanks for the laugh! I can't stop!



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25 Jan 2015, 8:10 pm

156. Complain about how you don't want your accommodations
157. Not show up for some really useless classes
158. Answer everything in sight with high-accuracy
159. Explain each and every time the true facts about a misconception
160. Snitch



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25 Jan 2015, 10:42 pm

161. Tell them that you don't wish to be in a romantic relationship.
162. Tell them that you're not interested in the hottest celebrities of today.
163. Tell them that you're not interested in either gender.
164. Tell them that you're not going to be their puppet and entertain them by doing stupid things.


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26 Jan 2015, 6:53 am

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Marry an NT. :lol: :heart:

(According to FAAAS, apparently.) 8O 8)


Better yet, marry an NT before getting an ASD diagnosis so that the NT can complain how you "faked being NT" to bait and switch them into a relationship with them.



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28 Jan 2015, 2:25 am

(165) Eat in public, specially something linked to kids, like a caramel, or a candybar. Or something big, like an entire piece of bread, or an entire bottle of chocolate milk
(166) Talk to yourself in a low voice in public
(167) Sit on a bench, and read a book.


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01 Feb 2015, 2:42 pm

168. Tell them you don't have a Facebook when they tell you their facebook account name.
169. Tell them you don't have a Twitter when they tell you their Twitter account name.
170. Play music in their car that is not rap, not techno, not top 40 and not hick country.
171. Go to a HS football game and sit with one of the player's parents; not in the fan zone like all the rest of the NTs. I did this each time as one of the player's moms was a 3rd grade teacher at a school I volunteered at.
172. Tell them about your so-called "weird" "odd" "silly" obsession.
173. Don't talk about the Kardashians. :D :D :D
174. Accuse them of spending worthless money on Beats by Dre headphones, when they could buy a really nice Sennheiser, AKG or Shure pair for half the price. I HATE seeing that circle (b) on every single headset I see kids wearing. It reminds me of how NTs spend worthless cash on electronics, this one included because the bass is muddy and it's "fashion" for them. I'm always happy when I see a teen or young adult wearing a Sennheiser pair over their ears. :) Makes me think they actually care about how music sounds.



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01 Feb 2015, 4:29 pm

- Ramble on about your special interests. :twisted:
- Tell them why things like pop music, sports, and reality TV are bullshit
- Refuse to talk about anything but "big" topics like politics, religion, etc.
- Don't make eye contact.
- Tell them to knock it off when they joke with you.



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02 Feb 2015, 2:01 am

Avoid eye contact.



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02 Feb 2015, 8:39 am

Go on and on about your special interest. my classmates used to stomp out of the class when i started about cats.
pace back and forth for hours while flapping your fingers. I know it's annoying, because it used to drive my mother up the wall.
Tell them people who like hanging around other people all the time are like a herd, and are therefore dependent and unable to think for themselves.
when they complain about their lover cheating or something like this, explain to them how evolution is responsible for it.
Complain about the noise they're making. Tell them when they laugh so loud, they sound like a horse neighing.
tell them what you REALLY think about their new haircut. the one that makes them look like roosters.


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19 Feb 2015, 2:42 pm

Human beings expect a certain spectrum of behavior. Talk too fast, or too slow, and it bothers them. Talk to loud, or too low, and it bothers them. Walk too fast, or too slow, and it bothers them. If you have any different religious beliefs, or lack thereof, it bothers them.


That's why party animals, people who like to socialize, are always people who think inside the box and tend to be intolerant of those who are different. In fact, it may be hard to find someone who is like Tony Stark, smart, and a socialite. The latter is more of a Paris Hilton type of person.


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19 Feb 2015, 3:52 pm

Tap your finger nonstop
Tap a pen nonstop



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01 Jun 2015, 1:27 pm

If you go into a store with an NT, wander off as soon as you can to the one part of the store you actually like, such as the toys or hobbies department. They will never think to go look for you there even if you've done it about a million times.

Talk about your favorite fictional characters (cartoons, manga, video games, etc.) as if they were your closest friends. Be hurt when you playfully make a joke about their obsessions with dirty soap operas or "celebrities" and they become very angry and yell at you.

If you must go clothes shopping, openly say how ugly and uncomfortable the clothes all look. Or that you don't look good in any of them. Have a meltdown when forced to try on more than one outfit so you'll both have to leave. :twisted:

NT's hate it when someone different than they are is happy. Be sure to say you are happy and proud of who you are.

Say you like something that they don't on the internet. This will not only annoy them, but they will be filled with an intense rage and hatred equivalent to that seen in white supremacist societies. Be prepared for long hate threads and flame wars spewing many expletives at you and people who like the same thing you do in general.



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02 Jun 2015, 9:20 pm

The next time one of them says, "You don't look Autistic" tell them "You don't look neurotypical, either".