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18 Mar 2011, 5:35 pm

Let me add a couple that are more recent:

COP OUT (just...dumb...sorry)
WALL STREET 2: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS (huge disappointment)


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05 May 2011, 4:33 am

The ring



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05 May 2011, 1:14 pm

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Yes, it's a real movie. And yes, it's real bad.



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05 May 2011, 3:53 pm

Years ago, I tried to watch 'It's A Boy/Girl Thing' and 'The Ringer'. I put both off after less than 5 minutes. They were the too inane to endure.


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05 May 2011, 4:32 pm

DarrylZero wrote:
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Yes, it's a real movie. And yes, it's real bad.



This sounds so bad it has to be good.


The worst films I have seen that I haven't completely eradicated from my mind:

Howard the Duck
Eragon
Most remakes of classics eg The Wicker Man, Omen, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Transformers
Dreamcatcher
Catwoman
Prophecy 2
Batman and Robin
Most 'chickflick' 'romcoms'. And most 'comedies'. I just don't find most comedies funny.

Obviously there are many many more, some of which I watched knowing in advance that they would be terrible, but still worth it.
Handily trailers tend to be really long these days, which makes it easier to avoid the terrible ones.



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05 May 2011, 5:04 pm

Oh my word, I forgot Dreamcatcher. that film was dire.


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05 May 2011, 5:41 pm

Henbane wrote:
DarrylZero wrote:
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Yes, it's a real movie. And yes, it's real bad.



This sounds so bad it has to be good.


That's what I thought, which is why I decided to try it.

I was wrong.



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05 May 2011, 6:33 pm

Bloodrayne - The only Uwe Boll movie I have seen, and it will be my last.

The Libertine, Public Enemies - Proof that even though Johnny Depp is a talented actor (one of my top favorites), not all of his movies are good.

Imagination - The movie has an excellent premise (exploring the imaginary world of two twin girls with Asperger's Syndrome), but it is ruined by absolutely horrid execution. I was so disappointed.



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05 May 2011, 6:40 pm

I can pretty much sit through anything that is philosophical yet long, slow and boring. But I still haven't been able to get through "Damnation" by Bela Tarr. I can take Andrei Tarkovsky, but this thing is mindnumbingly boring. But I'm also a glutton for punishment so I ordered a copy of "Werckmeister Harmonies" (also by Tarr) since someone on this forum mentioned how bad the film is. It's also longer. I'm either going to love it or really really hate it.


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05 May 2011, 7:05 pm

The Room by Tommy Wiseau.

Epic Movie, of course.


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12 May 2011, 9:07 am

I didn't like:

Priscilla Queen of the desert, I felt it was an awful movie I nearly walked out. :roll:

Bewitched, I was disapointed with that as I love the TV show and they could have made it really good. 8O