What funny sayings would you wear on a t-shirt?

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hale_bopp
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11 Mar 2011, 5:16 am

Interested to know what you would wear.

I have one that says "made in the 80s" :p



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11 Mar 2011, 6:23 am

Don't normally like such T-shirts, but I have...
'Why are the pretty ones always insane?' and 'Kiss me I'm single'


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11 Mar 2011, 7:18 am

I had one that said, "Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from the people trapped in my basement". Somewhere along the way, it came up missing...



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11 Mar 2011, 7:18 am

"It's not that I'm old. I just prefer the 60s."


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11 Mar 2011, 7:25 am

saw an excellent t-shirt today with 'phonetic drum solo' followed by a phonetic drum solo.. i'd wear that, was cool as a cucumber dressed as one of the blues brothers ;)



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11 Mar 2011, 7:59 am

universeofone wrote:
I had one that said, "Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from the people trapped in my basement". Somewhere along the way, it came up missing...


It's obvious the people in the basement stole it...


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11 Mar 2011, 8:20 am

I hate to think so. I mean, they've never laid a hand on the piles of gold and precious gems scattered around down there. :?



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11 Mar 2011, 9:41 am

:o omg! you keep basement people too? :lol:

id have 'my other t-shirts are funny'



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11 Mar 2011, 10:07 am

I've always wanted a DNR teeshirt but of course it would be the first item of clothing cut off me should the need arise. :D


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11 Mar 2011, 10:12 am

I have one that says 'Easily Distracted'

I have a bunch on Cafe Press that I want:

I have ADOS Attention Deficit Oooh Shiny!
I don't have ADD I'm perfectly focu...ooh shiny!
ADD it's not just for kids anymore.

And my favorite, because it combines my ADHD distractability with my AS tendancy to over-explain:

ADD/ADHD:
Attention Defict Hyperactivity Disorder is a medical condition, caused by genetic factors that...
Hey! Wanna ride bikes?



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11 Mar 2011, 11:02 pm

"If you hate my cat...you hate me"
"I can has catnip?"
"Where is my mind...oh yeah,in the gutter again"
"I can't do that..I'm a hippie!"



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11 Mar 2011, 11:16 pm

built for comfort and durability



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12 Mar 2011, 12:04 am

lvl 79 warlock



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12 Mar 2011, 12:26 am

"ASPIES OF THE WORLD, UNITE! Yeah, right - like we're gonna hold hands."

"The floggings will continue until morale improves."

"Do Not Annoy the Unmedicated Person!"

"IT'S TRUE
everything you THINK you know about me is true. i am an
EVIL, twisted devil-worshipper. i sacrifice kittens and
babies, then dance NAKED, covered in their BLOOD,
around a bonfire, calling upon the great old ones to smite
the blessed and raise the WICKED to immortal
supremacy on earth. plus, your slut of a daughter
GANGBANGS me and my friends on your dinner table in
exchange for CRACK COCAINE. i hate puppies, flowers,
apple pie, mom, and everything american, especially the
PRESIDENT. but, most of all i hate YOU with a murderous
passion you could barely understand with your limited
intellect. everything you FEARED about me is true.

oh, and i know where you live."

(That one is my favorite...)


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12 Mar 2011, 1:27 am

"Girls are stupid
Throw facts at them"
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