What funny sayings would you wear on a t-shirt?

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12 Mar 2011, 8:19 pm

Hey look
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13 Mar 2011, 2:09 am

Quote:
"I'm crazy, but not the way you think.
(And if you think you know, now,
because of what you just read,
you're still probably wrong.)"

Hmm, or:
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"I am crazy, but

not the way you think I am.

This is a haiku."

(Borrowing from a joke I've heard from some trans people, "I'm gay, but not the way you think.")

I like that badger-poking shirt. 8)



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13 Mar 2011, 3:21 am

How about:

My other t-shirt is a tank top.


Taco Bell is made of people.



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13 Mar 2011, 9:57 am

Aimless wrote:
Hey look
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Ooh gimme gimme gimme! :lol:
Where was that from?


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13 Mar 2011, 10:48 am

There's a few in the XKCD store that I would probably wear

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Yes, I did try scanning the last one

Some of the stuff on Sporty's Pilot Shop interest the pilot side of me, including "FAA Mission Statement: We're not happy unless you're not happy" and "It takes only two things to fly - airspeed and money"

And let's not forget "Autism Speaks can go away. I have autism. I can speak for myself"


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13 Mar 2011, 11:02 am

Aimless wrote:
http://www.zazzle.com/i_poke_badgers_with_spoons_tshirt-235404143456209272
Excellent, thanks! 8)


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13 Mar 2011, 11:06 am

WillMcC wrote:
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Yes, I did try scanning the last one

And for those left wondering: "Hi! I like that you're the kind of person who scans codes on people's shirts."
QR codes are fun. 8)


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13 Mar 2011, 1:21 pm

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13 Mar 2011, 3:40 pm

I have on that says:

"I'm with neurotypical". and has an aero pointing to the person you are with.


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13 Mar 2011, 6:54 pm

"If im stupid. What are you?"

"Gamer..Get a life..? Screw you i have 2."



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13 Mar 2011, 8:43 pm

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one of my old college classmates had a t-shirt with that text.... I thought it was hilarious and i've been searching for a similar t-shirt ever since

Quote:
Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script

The linux geek of my college class had this and wore it quite often.

Quote:
I HATE MORNINGS

a Calvin and Hobbes complete with a yawning Calvin that I own

i'd like to have a t-shirt that says: "The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword and, usually, the programmer"



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13 Mar 2011, 10:54 pm

One I've been wanting to get from ThinkGeek.com -

"You read my shirt. That's enough social interaction for one day."


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14 Mar 2011, 9:21 am

"People like you are the reason people like me need medication!"

Or

"Medicated for your personal safety!"

It's funny (or maybe sad?) because it's true.