What funny sayings would you wear on a t-shirt?

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12 Mar 2011, 3:24 am

"I got out of bed for this?"

...Lace-Bane loves that one because it states his feelings about most things life related

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12 Mar 2011, 3:46 am

Dont worry
what people think
they dont do it very often

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12 Mar 2011, 4:45 am

"Why kill them with kindness? Use a claw hammer"

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12 Mar 2011, 6:11 am

being in uncle sam's army permanently broke me of ever wearing a t-shirt again. i HATE t-shirts! [especially when worn underneath other clothing]

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12 Mar 2011, 6:11 am

Oodain wrote:

Dont worry
what people think
they dont do it very often

You are very sexy.

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12 Mar 2011, 6:22 am

on my net shirt [sleeveless fenestrated woven undershirt] i would have the following slogan-
"i'll have what :!: :arrow: 's having."

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12 Mar 2011, 9:38 am

I saw a picture once of Johhny Depp wearing a t shirt that said " I'm with stupid" and the arrow was pointing down. :lol:

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12 Mar 2011, 11:09 am

How about:

I'm Bruce Willis. If you can see me, you must be Haley Joel Osment.

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12 Mar 2011, 12:32 pm

I first saw it on another WP thread somewhere, but I'd really like one saying:
"I poke badgers with spoons".

Thought this one was excellent too:

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12 Mar 2011, 3:46 pm

Cornflake wrote:

I first saw it on another WP thread somewhere, but I'd really like one saying:
"I poke badgers with spoons".

Thought this one was excellent too:

Microwench wrote:

I have ADOS Attention Deficit Oooh Shiny!

I believe it was me that mentioned the badger's with spoons one. I saw it on a guy once. At a St. Patrick's Day parade today I saw a green Tshirt with "Lush of the Irish" on it and another one on an amply endowed woman that said " Rub for Good Luck".

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12 Mar 2011, 6:05 pm

Aimless wrote:

Cornflake wrote:

I first saw it on another WP thread somewhere, but I'd really like one saying:
"I poke badgers with spoons".

I believe it was me that mentioned the badger's with spoons one.

Ah well thanks very much!
I must get it printed, it's too random to let it pass by. :lol: