What funny sayings would you wear on a t-shirt?

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12 Mar 2011, 2:34 am

"Yes i am tall."

"No i don't play basketball."

"No i am not wearing heels."

"The air is cleaner up here."

"How tall am I? Taller then you."



"Yes these are breasts."

"I like cheese."

"Tandem toddler wearing is fun."

"I prefer the meaning of life: Part 2."

"this shirt was custom made."


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12 Mar 2011, 3:24 am

"I got out of bed for this?"

...Lace-Bane loves that one because it states his feelings about most things life related :D


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12 Mar 2011, 3:46 am

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Dont worry
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they dont do it very often


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12 Mar 2011, 4:45 am

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12 Mar 2011, 6:11 am

being in uncle sam's army permanently broke me of ever wearing a t-shirt again. i HATE t-shirts! [especially when worn underneath other clothing]



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12 Mar 2011, 6:11 am

Oodain wrote:
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Dont worry
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You are very sexy.


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12 Mar 2011, 6:22 am

on my net shirt [sleeveless fenestrated woven undershirt] i would have the following slogan-
"i'll have what :!: :arrow: 's having."



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12 Mar 2011, 9:38 am

I saw a picture once of Johhny Depp wearing a t shirt that said " I'm with stupid" and the arrow was pointing down. :lol:



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12 Mar 2011, 11:09 am

How about:

I'm Bruce Willis. If you can see me, you must be Haley Joel Osment.



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12 Mar 2011, 12:32 pm

I first saw it on another WP thread somewhere, but I'd really like one saying:
"I poke badgers with spoons".

Thought this one was excellent too:

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I have ADOS Attention Deficit Oooh Shiny!


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12 Mar 2011, 2:02 pm

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12 Mar 2011, 3:46 pm

Cornflake wrote:
I first saw it on another WP thread somewhere, but I'd really like one saying:
"I poke badgers with spoons".

Thought this one was excellent too:
Microwench wrote:
I have ADOS Attention Deficit Oooh Shiny!


I believe it was me that mentioned the badger's with spoons one. I saw it on a guy once. At a St. Patrick's Day parade today I saw a green Tshirt with "Lush of the Irish" on it and another one on an amply endowed woman that said " Rub for Good Luck".



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12 Mar 2011, 6:05 pm

Aimless wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
I first saw it on another WP thread somewhere, but I'd really like one saying:
"I poke badgers with spoons".
I believe it was me that mentioned the badger's with spoons one.
Ah well thanks very much!
I must get it printed, it's too random to let it pass by. :lol:


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12 Mar 2011, 7:32 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Aimless wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
I first saw it on another WP thread somewhere, but I'd really like one saying:
"I poke badgers with spoons".
I believe it was me that mentioned the badger's with spoons one.
Ah well thanks very much!
I must get it printed, it's too random to let it pass by. :lol:

I'd like to have one too. :) I wonder if he found it somewhere or had it made.