So, Japan was hit by a 9.0 quake, followed by a tsunami, resulting in over ten thousand people missing, and 1800 confirmed dead so far. Then three nuclear power plants began threatening to melt down. Then the volcano in the southern part of the country began to erupt again.
How much longer until we hear about Gojira arising from the seafloor and attacking Tokyo?
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