Interviewer: "First question: [i]"503 bricks are on a plane in flight. 1 falls off. How many are left?"
Interviewee: "502."
Interviewer: "Good! Second question: [i]"How do you put an elephant in a fridge?"
Interviewee: "You can't fit an elephant in a fridge!"
Interviewer: "Just open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door."
Interviewer: "Third question: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?"
Interviewee: "Open the door, put the giraffe in, and close the door."
Interviewer: "No, you open the door, take elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door."
Interviewer: "Fourth question: The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?"
Interviewee: "Uhh ... let me guess ... the lion?"
Interviewer: "No! It's the giraffe!"
Interviewee: "Why?"
Interviewer: "Because he's in a fridge."
Interviewer: "Fifth question: Sally has to get across a large river that is home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How does she do it?"
Interviewee: "Umm ... Sally stepped on the alligators mouths?"
Interviewer: "Wrong answer. The gators are still at the party."
Interviewer: "Sixth question: Sally dies as soon as she steps out of the water. How does she die?"
Interviewee: "That's easy! She drowned!"
Interviewer: "No, non, no! She got hit in the head by a falling brick."
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