3 religious leaders were out fishing. To not hurt the sensibilities of anyone, I will name them thusly:
* __Ted__ - the leader of the religion you belong to, or a version of Stephen Hawking that is able-bodied.
* **George** - the leader of a religion you like, or at least tolerate; or Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
* **Bob** - the leader of a religion you don't particularly like, or just someone that you think has wronged their followers.
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One day, Ted, George and Bob were out fishing together in a boat in the middle of a lake.
Suddenly, Ted stands up, declares he has forgotten his lunch, hops out of the boat, and runs across the water to their cars on the shore. There, he grabs his lunch out of his car, runs back across the water and into the boat, acting like it was no big deal.
That reminds George that he forgot his cell phone in the car. After confirming with the others that they had cell reception, he hops out of the boat and runs across water to the cars on the shore. He grabs his phone from his car and runs back across the water to the boat.
Upon seeing this, Bob thinks to himself, _If these two schlumps can walk on water, certainly so can I? I mean, I have a huge arena where tens of thousands of people attend every week to hear my sermons. I have millions more that tune to watch it on TV. I have a $10 million home for crying out loud! If anyone can walk on water, it'd be me._
Thinking quickly, Bob makes up an excuse to have to go back to his car on the shore: "I forgot my lucky jewel-encrusted crucifix in my car. Can't catch fish without that!" Joel jumps from the boat and sinks to the bottom of the lake.
Smiling, George says to Ted, "Think we should have told him about the rocks just below the surface?"
With a puzzled look on his face, Ted says, "What rocks?"