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Sheldon96
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Tufted Titmouse

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Joined: 18 Mar 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 46
Location: Cowes, Isle of Wight, England

27 Apr 2011, 11:48 am

Oh god, I can come up with the weirdest things to totally blow people's minds :L

My stepdad: "If you don't tidy your room today I'm going to smack you silly and ground you forever (Jokingly... I think :L)

Then I replied- "Well, I'm going hack your limbs off, feed them to the dog and then make the dog regurgitate them into the river. I will then throw you in a giant vat of nuclear waste, which will disintegrate your skin and your bones, but I will use my superpowers to dive in and save your repulsive remains, which I will then strap to a frisbee... and throw to Jupiter."

That shut him up.


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