Giftorcurse wrote:
Myself, politicians, Christianity, College Prep English teachers, high school life, girlfriends, airheads, scumbags, stage parents, prospective adoptive parents, the unfortunate demise of Molly Ringwald's career, boorish stand up comedians, pedophiles, serial killers, corrupt police officers, corrupt Federales, whores, Education Mamas, Complete Monsters, Libbys, drug dealers, bullies, physical education, body image, romanticism, celebrities who get away with it all, Charlie Sheen, the state modern music, fitting in, the dearth of intellect in our culture, the dearth of any real fun in our culture, the future of the human race, global warming, writing essays, writing fiction, writing in general, those Values.com PSAs, the South, the North, out-of-shape porn stars, organized crime, happy video games, happy endings, welfare parents, junkies, teenage pregnancy, the foster system, abusive parents, defective sex toys from Japan, weapons of mass destruction, lazy Presidents, governments that sponsor terrorism against their citizens, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I think "everything" would've been shorter.