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nodice1996
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02 May 2011, 6:18 am

Giftorcurse wrote:
nodice1996 wrote:
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out-of-shape porn stars, defective sex toys from Japan


How exactly would one be cynical about such things? A sex toy is not a human, and therefore unless you personify it you cannot be cynical about it*, and out of shape porn stars are just "aerodynamically curvaceous".

*Definition of Cynical-
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believing the worst of human nature and motives; having a disbelief in e.g. selflessness of others
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Sick humor.


I'm sorry if I offended anyone. I'm really bad at joking around without coming off as a creep or an as*hole. I have deleted the original comment.


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02 May 2011, 4:53 pm

I'm one of the most cynical as*holes around which I really dislike because it causes depression and anger constantly for me.



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06 May 2011, 7:31 pm

jcq126 wrote:
I'm one of the most cynical as*holes around which I really dislike because it causes depression and anger constantly for me.

Join the club.


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07 May 2011, 5:06 am

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I'm cynical about cynicism.


i hate what makes you happy...it's just stupid


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07 May 2011, 11:54 pm

Giftorcurse wrote:
Myself, politicians, Christianity, College Prep English teachers, high school life, girlfriends, airheads, scumbags, stage parents, prospective adoptive parents, the unfortunate demise of Molly Ringwald's career, boorish stand up comedians, pedophiles, serial killers, corrupt police officers, corrupt Federales, whores, Education Mamas, Complete Monsters, Libbys, drug dealers, bullies, physical education, body image, romanticism, celebrities who get away with it all, Charlie Sheen, the state modern music, fitting in, the dearth of intellect in our culture, the dearth of any real fun in our culture, the future of the human race, global warming, writing essays, writing fiction, writing in general, those Values.com PSAs, the South, the North, out-of-shape porn stars, organized crime, happy video games, happy endings, welfare parents, junkies, teenage pregnancy, the foster system, abusive parents, defective sex toys from Japan, weapons of mass destruction, lazy Presidents, governments that sponsor terrorism against their citizens, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.


I think "everything" would've been shorter.