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04 Nov 2006, 1:35 am

nice legs, when r they open



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04 Nov 2006, 6:17 pm

*explain all the flaws of their sex and how these, and not your own faults, are why the person doesn't want anything to do with you* *put on whiny voice*
"And I'm sex-deprived. I NEED sex. You're hot, you owe it to me to sleep with me even though I've done nothing for you. So, would you like to go for a drink sometime?"


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04 Nov 2006, 9:08 pm

Do you work for FedEx (or UPS) ?? 'Cause I noticed yew were checking out my package ! !!