Pick-up lines

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I'll take you to the limit like x approaching infinity.

I'd like to lie tangent to your curves.

I thought all of them were bad. Not these, but just certain pickup lines in general.

Is that a mirror in your pants, because I see myself in them.

Would you like dinner? Good, make me some while there as well.

There are some good ones. . .I may try them out myself. I'll let you know if any work. . .lol

If you go back to my place, I promise I won't lock you up and torture you for weeks forcing you and others to kill and eat other in order to survive, and then kill you anyways for my own sick twisted amusement.

You wanna go play Titanic? You can be the ocean, I'll go down on you

Look at my watch... you are getting tired...

"Oooo. A language nerd, are you? Say... wanna conjugate your principal parts with mine? "

But then of course she could say, "Sorry, buy I'm declined."

i heard this one online and thought it was great. it might take you awile to figure it out but it's worth it.
so do you wash your pants in windex? because i can see myself in them.
jajajahahahaha

Then there's the classic Aspie pick-up line: "Um, hi."

I don't get it. Can you explain it for me?

sure. it took me awile to figure it out aswell.
windex is a cleaner for windows and makes them so you can see yourself in its reflection. so if someone says; do you wash you're pants in windex what there really doing is compairing/incorporating the awesome cleaning abilities of windex, with slight suttle sexual overtones. what they really mean is they want to get into your pants.

Would you like to see my Batcave

Hi. You know, I like my coffee like I like my women. HOT, creamy.... and ... with a... spoon in them...

That frikandel seems to be verry tasty, but i might have something that tastes even better.

Yeah i know it's kinda dirty but that has to be the most sleezy pickup line.

Frikandel is like a fried piece of meat, kinda like a hamburger but shaped like sausage.