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12 Aug 2006, 5:54 am

(Good morning Left Coast!
Good Afternoon London!
G'die Mites!)

You know the story. Wicked Queen tries to have Snow whacked. Huntsman can’t do it. Leaves Snow in the woods and brings ol’ WQ the heart of a dear instead.

So Snow’s lost in the woods. She might be a VHFA herself considering how articulate and charming she is, and how positively all the woodland creatures respond to her.

So she meets the Dwarfs.

Let’s see, there’s
Bashful and Creepy,
Quiet and F. Know-It-All,
Donkey and Picky,
And Hyper (Sensitive)


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12 Aug 2006, 6:25 am

When they got lost in the forest, they all suffered from bird flu (It came to their area) and they all sadly died.


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12 Aug 2006, 6:29 am

no, no, no, that's not what happened, try again


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12 Aug 2006, 8:06 am

definite case of bird flu, confirmed by department of agriculture vets.
all animal life in this sroey had died and this story is quarantined from having any life forms in it, including cyber life forms.
this stroy is over..move on, nothing to see here......

know it all donkey? that was a shame he died.



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12 Aug 2006, 11:29 am

The End


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12 Aug 2006, 12:54 pm

((Why do some people kill stories?)) By some miracle of modern science, they all came back to life again, without the ability to die.



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16 Aug 2006, 4:28 am

Bashful wasn’t really shy, but anytime he got around a woman his voice would go away. The more beautiful she was, the father away it would go. Now, as I’m sure you realize, Snow was a real knock out. After several minutes Bashful realized he had been staring at her all this time and turned red as a ‘mater. Snow thought he was kinda cute, but don’t tell him that or we’ll probably never hear from him again.


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18 Aug 2006, 7:33 pm

Then there’s Creepy. Creepy wasn’t bashful at all. After several minutes Creepy still didn’t realize he had been staring at her all this time. It made Snow feel a little uncomfortable, which was unusual because she always felt so comfortable around everyone. She thought he probably didn’t mean to stare, but just didn’t know any better. All the same, she thought she would kinda keep her distance, he looked a little smelly, and try not to find herself alone with him.


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19 Aug 2006, 1:57 am

yes he looked a little smelly, and when she did smell him he smelled bright and colourfull...he sounded dizzy when he spoke ,and she licked his head casually and he tasted loud.



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19 Aug 2006, 2:16 am

donkey wrote:
yes he looked a little smelly, and when she did smell him he smelled bright and colourfull...he sounded dizzy when he spoke ,and she licked his head casually and he tasted loud.


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20 Aug 2006, 5:44 pm

Quiet was practicing being invisible. He was even more bashful than Bashful. He was acutely self-conscious and couldn’t stand any sort of attention, so he just sat very still and very quiet, and indeed often no one noticed him. Snow noticed him, as she was keenly perceptive. She realized that he was a very observant and deeply thoughtful person. Realizing that he didn’t want to draw any attention to himself, Snow pretended to ignore him. This made Quiet a little more comfortable. Quiet was really like a shy little deer. If you were very still and quiet, he might warm up to you.


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21 Aug 2006, 2:58 am

suddenly a group of deer hunters turned up.......



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21 Aug 2006, 4:29 am

This is where F. Know-It-All comes in. You know the type. Not only is he almost always the smartest person in the room, to make matters worse, he knows it. “You boys have huntin’ licenses? Didn’t think so. Nothin’s in season right now. Look I’m an attorney,” he said as he handed them his card. “This is my firm. If the authorities find ya’ out here, you’re gonna need good representation.”
“F*** the authorities!” said Hunter #1 as he raised his rifle.
“Oh, that’s a really bad idea. The Ranger Station is just over there.”
The hunters shrugged and departed.


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21 Aug 2006, 11:56 am

the f. know it all said to himself...yeah i do know it all...in fact this is the reason why i annoy so many people........hmmmm i think they get annoyed with me, because begrudginly, they want to be like me..........he then fell aslepp...wondering if he actually thought these thougts...or spoke them out loud.
he was interuppted by a groupie who said." yes we want to be like you but we will never admit it"
he woke wondering if it was all a dream.........



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21 Aug 2006, 11:59 am

...unfortunately it wasn't, he first laughed and then screamed...



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21 Aug 2006, 12:00 pm

then he said...yeah i do fricking know it all, an dim not even sorry.