Why wouldn't you date the user above you?

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The_Face_of_Boo
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25 Jun 2011, 1:00 pm

3, 2, 1....go!


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25 Jun 2011, 1:04 pm

Because I am married.
And your avatar is scare me :roll:



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25 Jun 2011, 1:05 pm

Because you are a Mexican, living in Mexico, and also because I don't know you.

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25 Jun 2011, 1:06 pm

Because I resent the British for what was done to the Irish during the times leading up to and during the "Great Potato Famine".


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25 Jun 2011, 1:08 pm

Fnord wrote:
Because I resent the British for what was done to the Irish during the times leading up to and during the "Great Potato Famine".


Because I resent the poster for being an obsessive anti-British whinger.



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25 Jun 2011, 1:13 pm

I am taken already, and you're too old for me.


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25 Jun 2011, 1:15 pm

Because I only date humans.


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25 Jun 2011, 1:38 pm

I prefer to date people who are unique and interesting. - Not clones...



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25 Jun 2011, 1:38 pm

Because i don't like men



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25 Jun 2011, 1:40 pm

Me neither.


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25 Jun 2011, 1:42 pm

That will make another one of us then.



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25 Jun 2011, 1:43 pm

I'll have all 3 of you....errr....i mean....



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25 Jun 2011, 1:49 pm

You are less than half my age.


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25 Jun 2011, 2:04 pm

Because I don't think you're wife would approve.


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25 Jun 2011, 2:07 pm

Because you just took all the fun out of it.

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25 Jun 2011, 2:09 pm

Because I'm straight. Sorry :(