10 Jul 2011, 7:17 am
I'll bet some of the ladies here have some good ones.
Here's my latest rejection just to start things off:
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Grishka, if u wouldn't be an ex of my ex gf, i would totally mooch some books with you. sadly i have a rule not to interfiere with exes 
I posted this because my ex is probably reading this *waves* - have fun stalking!
10 Jul 2011, 7:59 am
10 Jul 2011, 8:05 am
Solvejg wrote:
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Hello! You sure are both funny and witty, too bad your photos don't show your height, or any sight of the planetary system mentioned in your profile. But please don't take it the wrong way.
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Looking at our answers to questions there seems to be a lot of conflict, and your profile doesn't give me much idea of what crossover there might be in our interests.
But, given this is a pretty limited form of human interaction it mightn't be true.
What do _you_ think?
But, given this is a pretty limited form of human interaction it mightn't be true.
What do _you_ think?
and one of the funniest.
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The grey hair really adds a few years. Just so you know.
Those smooth-talking playahs! No wonder I never get anywhere online...
10 Jul 2011, 8:12 am
10 Jul 2011, 8:19 am
10 Jul 2011, 8:20 am
Grisha wrote:
Solvejg wrote:
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Hello! You sure are both funny and witty, too bad your photos don't show your height, or any sight of the planetary system mentioned in your profile. But please don't take it the wrong way.
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Looking at our answers to questions there seems to be a lot of conflict, and your profile doesn't give me much idea of what crossover there might be in our interests.
But, given this is a pretty limited form of human interaction it mightn't be true.
What do _you_ think?
But, given this is a pretty limited form of human interaction it mightn't be true.
What do _you_ think?
and one of the funniest.
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The grey hair really adds a few years. Just so you know.
Those smooth-talking playahs! No wonder I never get anywhere online...
These are nothing. I had a hard time getting ones that were not adult in content though.
10 Jul 2011, 9:00 am
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10 Jul 2011, 10:14 am
10 Jul 2011, 10:16 am
blueroses wrote:
Here's one I got on OkCupid. There was no 'Hi, my name is ...' or anything like that. This was the entire message.
Here's a little way of saying: "Good Morning."
Good mourning says the gravedigger to his flock
as the dead begin to walk
shambling out of their nightly dreams
into the sunlights piercing beams
stabbing the earthly streets
the dead squeeze their hearts to shuffling beats
all in hope that they may find
a little peace for their rotting mind
you can see them walking here and there
but until they have their coffee try not to stare.
I'd said in my profile that I like writing, so I think that's why he went this route. It was more creative than a "Hi, u r cute" message, but still a little odd. And, until I got to the last line and realized it was about hangovers or something, it was a little unsettling and making me think that if I'd ever meet the guy, I'd end up in his trunk or dumped in a lake.
Here's a little way of saying: "Good Morning."
Good mourning says the gravedigger to his flock
as the dead begin to walk
shambling out of their nightly dreams
into the sunlights piercing beams
stabbing the earthly streets
the dead squeeze their hearts to shuffling beats
all in hope that they may find
a little peace for their rotting mind
you can see them walking here and there
but until they have their coffee try not to stare.
I'd said in my profile that I like writing, so I think that's why he went this route. It was more creative than a "Hi, u r cute" message, but still a little odd. And, until I got to the last line and realized it was about hangovers or something, it was a little unsettling and making me think that if I'd ever meet the guy, I'd end up in his trunk or dumped in a lake.
Or it could be about caffeine addicted zombies
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