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10 Jul 2011, 11:42 pm

I approve of this thread.



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11 Jul 2011, 12:55 am

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
I'm a man! Swarez!

*checks in pants*

Woops! You wouldn't be interested in swinging the other way, by chance?


I sometimes swing a little to the east and a little to the west. If you mean I have to go north or south, I'm sure someone can just throw me on a rocket or dig an underground tunnel.

Oh right I forgot, you're a female and I told yew I'd be givin you the rolly eyes! You done didz it now :roll:



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11 Jul 2011, 1:08 am

TheygoMew wrote:
TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
I'm a man! Swarez!

*checks in pants*

Woops! You wouldn't be interested in swinging the other way, by chance?


I sometimes swing a little to the east and a little to the west. If you mean I have to go north or south, I'm sure someone can just throw me on a rocket or dig an underground tunnel.

Oh right I forgot, you're a female and I told yew I'd be givin you the rolly eyes! You done didz it now :roll:


Ouch... rejected!


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11 Jul 2011, 1:52 am

Alright enough of this joke.

Dear women of Wrong Planet,
I take back the eye rolls and replace them with dinner rolls and tea.

Dear men of Wrong Planet,

-The picture isn't me. Isn't it obvious?

-The very awful poetry I have written about your hairy bodies has a moral to the story. It was intended to spark outrage but I wasn't sure if it was really going to happen or not because I was thinking that maybe men would laugh it off and only women get upset about negative things said about their body. I do apologize. What I did was wrong. It was awful. The poem was horrible. It should have included more in-depth reports on the subject at hand but I left it short and to the point. Hope you guys can understand but let's not shake hands.



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11 Jul 2011, 4:15 am

TheygoMew wrote:
Alright enough of this joke.

Dear women of Wrong Planet,
I take back the eye rolls and replace them with dinner rolls and tea.

Dear men of Wrong Planet,

-The picture isn't me. Isn't it obvious?

-The very awful poetry I have written about your hairy bodies has a moral to the story. It was intended to spark outrage but I wasn't sure if it was really going to happen or not because I was thinking that maybe men would laugh it off and only women get upset about negative things said about their body. I do apologize. What I did was wrong. It was awful. The poem was horrible. It should have included more in-depth reports on the subject at hand but I left it short and to the point. Hope you guys can understand but let's not shake hands.


You just became less interesting and in some way quite annoying.

I'm out.


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11 Jul 2011, 4:20 am

Good. Annoying is one of my strengths.
Your new name is 444.



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11 Jul 2011, 4:33 am

TheygoMew wrote:
Good. Annoying is one of my strengths.
Your new name is 444.


No it's 333.


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11 Jul 2011, 4:39 am

Nuh uh because:

Soul Cake Duck. 4 4 4
AAA in leet is 444

It could be 8 8 8

Infinity, Infinity, Infinity



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11 Jul 2011, 4:46 am

TheygoMew wrote:
Nuh uh because:

Soul Cake Duck. 4 4 4
AAA in leet is 444

It could be 8 8 8

Infinity, Infinity, Infinity


I suspected AAA being 444. The rest meh... no witty transition to the 888.

I prefer 333, triple kiss <3 <3 <3 in your face.

(it could also be 6 butt cheeks or 3 scrotum pouches but that's another story)

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