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FearOfMusic
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26 Jul 2011, 10:53 am

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Post your bad jokes!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? 'No-eye-deer'.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still 'No-eye-deer'.


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26 Jul 2011, 10:57 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He didn't. He sat there pecking at the ground and ran off scared when a big truck rumbled by.



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26 Jul 2011, 11:00 am

Have you heard about the new corderoy pillows?

They're making headlines!



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26 Jul 2011, 11:02 am

FearOfMusic wrote:
Post your bad jokes!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? 'No-eye-deer'.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still 'No-eye-deer'.


i have seen them. they are not your jokes. i have not made up many short jokes because i do not think in that tempo, but i have made up a few. people fail to see the humour.

Q: what is the similarity between having barely a sufficient number of therapods, and riding a horse?
A: you have no spare tyrannosaurus (no spare tire an' a sore ass).

so there i a bad joke (i am told (it follows the rules i thought i reasoned about jokes))