FearOfMusic wrote:
Post your bad jokes!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? 'No-eye-deer'.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still 'No-eye-deer'.
i have seen them. they are not your jokes. i have not made up many short jokes because i do not think in that tempo, but i have made up a few. people fail to see the humour.
Q: what is the similarity between having barely a sufficient number of therapods, and riding a horse?
A: you have no spare tyrannosaurus (no spare tire an' a sore ass).
so there i a bad joke (i am told (it follows the rules i thought i reasoned about jokes))