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paulsinnerchild
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04 Sep 2006, 8:16 pm

BOO! :!: :x



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04 Sep 2006, 8:47 pm

I've heard of one WPer who researched...torture.

'The weird little' person who said what horrible things people did to each other when anyone tried to have a go at her.



Or they said something along those lines.



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04 Sep 2006, 9:07 pm

I could send a 6 Year Old a card that says, "Happy 6th Birthday!" on the front and "Don't soil yourself!" on the inside. The card would have a piece of lit-up Waste, in the shape of a Candle on the front.



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04 Sep 2006, 9:31 pm

I've thrown down the gauntlet. I have PMed CockneyRebel giving her my home address and "Double Dog Dared her" to me send what she described above.


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05 Sep 2006, 3:21 am

Loaded firearms

It works for me :wink:


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05 Sep 2006, 3:31 am

Tell them youre Autistic. Works a treat.... :roll:


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05 Sep 2006, 3:46 am

Tell them you are Neurotically Troppo. that works even better



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05 Sep 2006, 4:16 am

Reminds me of a story... Went to go see "The Peacemaker" with a friend. Knowing that I'm well-read on such matters, on the drive home after the movie she asks me what the deal was with "the little nuke they took out of the big nuke".

I explaned about how thermonuclear weapons (H-Bombs) work with the fission primary igniting the Lithium Deutridiride(sp) secondary (and for the really big ones, a uranium tertiary stage for a fission-fusion-fission reaction). Then a bit about nuclear weapons (A-Bombs) and the differences between gun-type uranium devices and plutonium implosion versions and how the latter can get a higher yield with deutritium gas boosting. Then I went on about tactical & strategic use of such weapons, and levels of escalation. When I got to the bit about why you would "salt" a warhead with cobalt or gold, I glanced over & saw the look of absolute horror on her face. I stopped, grinned, & said, "You know, there may even be a reason why I don't get many second dates..."


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05 Sep 2006, 8:49 pm

"Hello"

That usaully does it for me.