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27 Nov 2020, 6:44 pm

All squirrels can talk. They pretend not to, but if you happen to call out their name they reply without thinking in a deep, cultured bass voice.


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27 Nov 2020, 6:49 pm

magz wrote:
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element 115 [Equate™ brand] is in stock on aisle 15 @ walmart right now.

Element 115? They have tons of it!


Element 118, Oganesson is the first element to be named after a caveman, the distinguished Stone Age scientist Og.


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27 Nov 2020, 7:01 pm

I am minty fresh and rated "D" for "Dilute before use". I am also rich in vitamin C and trace elements.


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27 Nov 2020, 7:34 pm

President Jimmy Carter was known as "Carter the Farter", due to his reputation for farting at the most inappropriate of times.



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27 Nov 2020, 7:37 pm

Donald Trump is actually a registered Democrat.


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28 Nov 2020, 12:37 am

The Deep State does not exist.



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28 Nov 2020, 12:47 am

the sheep state does not exist.



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28 Nov 2020, 1:08 pm

You can always trust an aphid.


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28 Nov 2020, 1:19 pm

Bruce Lee is descended from Robert E. Lee.

And both are fictional characters invented, and drawn by Stan Lee for Marvel Comics.



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28 Nov 2020, 1:26 pm

Numbers stop at 100. All numbers higher than that are just made up by people trying to sound clever.


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28 Nov 2020, 1:41 pm

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Bruce Lee is descended from Robert E. Lee.

And both are fictional characters invented, and drawn by Stan Lee for Marvel Comics.

Voiced by Christopher Lee.


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28 Nov 2020, 6:20 pm

And dressed by the late Lee Alexander McQueen, CBE.


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28 Nov 2020, 9:11 pm

It is physically plausible for a human to chew one's own whole neck without modifying their anatomy.


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29 Nov 2020, 11:21 am

The hazlenut isn't really a "nut": scientifically speaking, it's actually a very small moon.


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29 Nov 2020, 12:08 pm

I have a cow on my head and a weasel hanging from each ear. It's a good look.


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29 Nov 2020, 10:48 pm

I eat my meals with a shovel and a pitchfork.